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RadioShackRob July 3rd, 2008 12:28 PM

Should I Clean It?
 
Should I clean out my desk drawer?
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/j...b/Image018.jpg

DarthParrot July 3rd, 2008 12:32 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Sure, whatever floats your boat. :)

Encrypted_Jzy0 July 3rd, 2008 12:36 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
No! Whatever you do do NOT clean it!! Hire someone else so you can be lazy and do not clean it
Spoiler:
Okay, clean it!:D

Ensign Riles July 3rd, 2008 12:38 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
You should always clean it up.

Reldorage July 3rd, 2008 12:40 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Duuuuuuuuuude just be like me let it go to waste until someone screams when they see your desk, then it would be good idea to straighten it up!

VFrieden July 3rd, 2008 12:43 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
correct me if I'm wrong, but is that a girl's undergarment there...next to the condom?

Reldorage July 3rd, 2008 12:46 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Could be a monitor wipe, but the underwear is obvious.

Steakboy July 3rd, 2008 12:48 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Trojan doesn't make monitor wipes . . .

nanobot_swarm July 3rd, 2008 12:51 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
clean it up, now you have somewhere to put your playboy magazines

Reldorage July 3rd, 2008 03:19 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
I'm too young for that.:(

Serio July 3rd, 2008 03:30 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by nanobot_swarm (Post 4415671)
clean it up, now you have somewhere to put your playboy magazines

Why would anyone have playboy magazines? Or on their computer? Too much proof of your dirty actions!

And don't clean it up before people begin mistaking it for a garbage dump. I only cleaned my room when the russian scientists popped up at my door, asking me way to chernobyl.

Red Menace July 3rd, 2008 03:43 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Frieden (Post 4415640)
correct me if I'm wrong, but is that a girl's undergarment there...next to the condom?

Each to their own.

Admiral Antilles July 3rd, 2008 06:41 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
why is there Lingerie in the drawer?

Ensign Riles July 3rd, 2008 06:45 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
How do you know what lingerie looks like? :Puzzled:

VFrieden July 3rd, 2008 06:48 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Lingerie in a drawer:Kinda creepy
Condom in a drawer:Kinda sad
Lingerie + Condom in a drawer:Awesome

Reldorage July 3rd, 2008 06:49 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
It all has that certain, lingerie look. It can't be mistaken.

Reldorage July 3rd, 2008 06:50 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Frieden (Post 4416160)
Lingerie in a drawer:Kinda creepy
Condom in a drawer:Kinda sad
Lingerie + Condom in a drawer:Awesome

Definetley too young.

RadioShackRob July 3rd, 2008 07:16 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Its not underwear you guys, but your awfully close. So lets give you some clues to what it really is. Most guys hang it from their rearview mirror. Brides and prom dates typically wear these. SO, What is it? And yes that is a trojan, along with my check book, lighter, family photos, matches, a Pentium 3, Key chain, burts bees, a dvi to HDMI adapter, and lots of other junk!

Reldorage July 3rd, 2008 07:18 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
A bra?

Serio July 3rd, 2008 07:30 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by RadioShackRob (Post 4416208)
Its not underwear you guys, but your awfully close. So lets give you some clues to what it really is. Most guys hang it from their rearview mirror. Brides and prom dates typically wear these. SO, What is it? And yes that is a trojan, along with my check book, lighter, family photos, matches, a Pentium 3, Key chain, burts bees, a dvi to HDMI adapter, and lots of other junk!

A tampon? :Puzzled:

And i don't know what i find most scary; That you keep a condom along with a light and family photos, or the fact they're all in a drawer.

Dragonelf68 July 3rd, 2008 08:07 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
That doesn't look like a tampon to me.

Serio July 3rd, 2008 08:17 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragonelf68 (Post 4416300)
That doesn't look like a tampon to me.

Rethink that sentence, Mister Elf! :Puzzled:

Ensign Riles July 3rd, 2008 08:33 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Tampons make fashionable earrings.

Serio July 3rd, 2008 08:33 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ensign Riles (Post 4416344)
Tampons make fashionable earrings.

:Puzzled::Puzzled::Puzzled:

Ensign Riles July 3rd, 2008 08:39 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
You should try it some time.

Reldorage July 3rd, 2008 08:41 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
What the heck is a Tampon?

Serio July 3rd, 2008 08:42 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by storgan (Post 4416360)
What the heck is a Tampon?

:uhh::plzdie:

Reldorage July 3rd, 2008 08:44 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
No, don't plan on dying anytime soon. So what is a Tampon?

Admiral Antilles July 3rd, 2008 08:44 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
HAHAHAHAHAHA HE HASANT HAD SEX ED YET~!! *drops dead laughing*

Ensign Riles July 3rd, 2008 08:45 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by storgan (Post 4416360)
What the heck is a Tampon?

A cuddly doll.

http://www.mypapercrane.com/tampons.jpg

Reldorage July 3rd, 2008 08:45 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Naaa, I'm homeschooled. Now please tell what it is!!!!!!!!!

Admiral Antilles July 3rd, 2008 08:47 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ensign Riles (Post 4416155)
How do you know what lingerie looks like? :Puzzled:

School tradition, Grad year, the females, kidnap the males, get em stone drunk and dress em up like Woman, and lets just say, Many Gr.10's are scared for life...

Reldorage July 3rd, 2008 08:49 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Oh, sounds like a normal day at my cousins house. Sounds freaky, but that depends on who dressing you:naughty:

Admiral Antilles July 3rd, 2008 08:50 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
maybe we should tell him Riles, and scare him?

Reldorage July 3rd, 2008 08:50 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
You do your very best.

Ensign Riles July 3rd, 2008 08:51 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Okay, okay.

I thought you were joking since you live in Texas. They are the latest weapon designed by the military.

http://www.tamponcrafts.com/tgun/band_09.jpg

Reldorage July 3rd, 2008 08:54 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
I googled Tampons. Now I know what they are. Soooo..........I take all of you have experience with em'

Admiral Antilles July 3rd, 2008 08:54 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
HAHAHAHA *high fives Riles* Thats awesome!

And .............. <_<

Serio July 3rd, 2008 08:55 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Admiral_Antilles (Post 4416389)
HAHAHAHA *high fives Riles* Thats awesome!

I'm in your head, stealing your thoughts, okay? I wonder if killing someone with a tampon is against the law?

Commissar MercZ July 3rd, 2008 08:57 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
I'd rep you, but I think I've done it for something else.

We shall unleash this weapon at the View.

Admiral Antilles July 3rd, 2008 08:57 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
I dunno, Anyone up for a trip to Washington to find out?

Ensign Riles July 3rd, 2008 08:57 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by storgan (Post 4416388)
I googled Tampons. Now I know what they are. Soooo..........I take all of you have experience with em'

Like I said, from my experiences they are quite attractive as jewelry paraphernalia. It's amazing the amount of attention I get! :nodding:

Admiral Antilles July 3rd, 2008 08:59 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Got any for sell Riles? :P

Serio July 3rd, 2008 08:59 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ensign Riles (Post 4416401)
Like I said, from my experiences they are quite attractive as jewelry paraphernalia. It's amazing the amount of attention I get! :nodding:

Maybe it's the purple glass dogs on your kneecaps they look at instead of the Size 40 tampons in your eyes?

Ensign Riles July 3rd, 2008 09:00 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
How many do you need?

Reldorage July 3rd, 2008 09:00 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Toooo baaaad. I'm to young :(

Serio July 3rd, 2008 09:01 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Oh oh! I need some too! Send me... fifty containers. Adress them to a "L. Jenkins" in Alaska. And antarctica.

Ensign Riles July 3rd, 2008 09:04 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
I'm afraid I can't sell that many. There's no way in heck I could smuggle that many out of the country.

Serio July 3rd, 2008 09:05 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
Darn. All right, i'll send a group of STALKERs to 42.98788247366667 N, 75.96823526665 W. Just open the door when you hear gunshots, and you'll know it's them, okay?

PS: The leader of them is called L. Jenkins. He may need to use them on the spot.

Ensign Riles July 3rd, 2008 09:09 PM

Re: Should I Clean It?
 
I'm afraid you'll only find two lawyers and a newborn baby at that address.


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