Re: Should I Clean It?
 

I need 2, I plan to Run through the Mall, and shot people with it! Then get my Friend to do it.

Re: Should I Clean It?
 

Oh good. I didn't intend on letting the city stand anyways.

Re: Should I Clean It?
 

Now that I may be able to take care of. Meet me in twelve hours at the usual location for delivery.

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Okay, Same Payment? Or you want Decaf this time?

Re: Should I Clean It?
 

I'm going to repeat myself on the so called "underwear".

Its not underwear you guys, but your awfully close. So lets give you some clues to what it really is. Most guys hang it from their rearview mirror. Brides and prom dates typically wear these. SO, What is it?

Whomever answers correctly gets 100 Used tampons overnighted to their house ;)

Re: Should I Clean It?
 

Just make sure there aren't any black jellybeans in it this time. I absolutely hate them. The cuttlefish ink was a nice touch, however.

Re: Should I Clean It?
 

Ahh, sorry, thought you would like em... SO just the Yellow ones?

Also, what about the Girl? Shes getting Frisky, we need to get rid of her...

Re: Should I Clean It?
 

Uhm... I wouldn't hang a bride from my rearview mirror. Is it a skirt? No, i wouldn't hang that from my rearview mirror either. Something i would hang from my rearview mirror... OH! I know! Is it a tampon?

Re: Should I Clean It?
 

Yellow ones are fine, but I haven't tasted the girls one yet.

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Okay, so the Regular one, with the Yellow Jelly beans, you want fries and a Burger too?

And seriously, we need to ditch the girl, shes getting frisky, you need to contact the Dumper.

Re: Should I Clean It?
 

You know, it's not illegal to stab her to death with a tampon. I could send a bunch of my STALKER's out to get her? Maybe watch over the deal?

Re: Should I Clean It?
 

Affirmative.

It's a deal. How does a 15% cut sound?

Re: Should I Clean It?
 

10%, and give me the body.

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Either a tilly or a guarder?

My dad hot wired a car with a tampon once . . .

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Lmao!! I think you should keep it that way as a memoir.

Re: Should I Clean It?
 

OMG, one of you isn't a complete dumbass! Ya, its my Ex girlfriend's gaurder from prom. Sigh...
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Re: Should I Clean It?
 

Lingerie and Tampons, yes, but I draw the line at wearing garders!

How was I supposed to know that? :Puzzled:

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I figured somewhere in that File drawer you had in your head would be the answer I was looking for. I'm disappointed in you Ensign.... Very disappointed... Just shove more files into your brain and someday...You may have all the answers we are looking for!:rolleyes:

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Unfortunately the the drawer is too large and can't fit. Everything leaks out. :uhm:

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How much would it cost to hire and assassin shooting 9m Tampons?

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More money than you've got. ;)