So, what have I missed?
 

*yawn* Howdy, buckaroos. Back for a visit from FH land. Anything good going on?

Re: So, what have I missed?
 

Lots, at all times.

I made some potatoes, and beans, cause I don't have a lot of money :)

Re: So, what have I missed?
 

Please tell me you didn't miss the April Fools...

Re: So, what have I missed?
 

^ also.

Re: So, what have I missed?
 

Yup.

Re: So, what have I missed?
 

What aload of old cods wollop.

Re: So, what have I missed?
 

balderdash!

Re: So, what have I missed?
 

Does it come with a side?

Re: So, what have I missed?
 

No. Might as well go back.

Re: So, what have I missed?
 

a side of posh, for 50 cents extra

Re: So, what have I missed?
 

Relative peace brings boredom to the GF spam forums. We need a war...We need one bad.

Re: So, what have I missed?
 

There'd be a lot more good stuff going on if teh FH'ers would mingle. :(

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No, we don't. Isn't it enough that I lost a leg in the last one? Wasn't your thirst for blood slaked by all the dead of the last conflict? And now, now, you want to send a new generation to war! I just don't know who you are anymore....

Re: So, what have I missed?
 

I died!

And I agree with Wassy, war is good for business.

Re: So, what have I missed?
 

Oh I'm still me. It just that Spam forums ranks have been replenished already.(the advantages of being a newbie magnet in itself does wonders for this portion of hell)

Look at it this way, Spam forum society is comparable to early medieval ones. We grow, we multiply and unless we find something else to do, we start marking territories and begin interbreeding. And pretty soon the infighting starts. Reasons? lack of food, territory and wemin.

Result: The elite flees to higher ground along with the best shwag not to mention females in tow. The lower masses starts running amuck. While the middle classes are left to defend their homes with nothing more than rusted pitchforks. progress is halted, economy is devastated. And my war machine is left slowly rusting in the garage.

Re: So, what have I missed?
 

Yes, I can see how Spam needs some Malthusian population controls, like war, to keep things manageable. Lucky for FH there's plenty of lebensraum after it consumed some of the weaker, more defenseless forums.

My suggestion re your war machines: we don't need your ghetto scenes; colored lights may hypnotize, sparkle someone else's eyes; so Spaman, get away from me.*



*It helps to say it out loud.

Re: So, what have I missed?
 

What you have missed?
2+0=flying fish

Re: So, what have I missed?
 

I missed this thread!

Re: So, what have I missed?
 

or did you...

Re: So, what have I missed?
 

And what does the wife say about that? ;)

Re: So, what have I missed?
 

Go back!

Re: So, what have I missed?
 

Go, gotta get away
Gotta get away, now go, go, go
I'm gonna leave you Spaman
Gotta leave you Spaman
Bye-bye, bye-bye
Bye-bye, bye-bye
You're no good for me
I'm no good for you
Gonna look you right in the eye
Tell you what I'm gonna do
You know I'm gonna leave
You know I'm gonna go
You know I'm gonna leave
You know I'm gonna go, Spaman
I'm gonna leave you, Saoman
Goodbye, American Spaman




(Did it finally click?)

Re: So, what have I missed?
 

Okay you can stay...>.>

Re: So, what have I missed?
 

This is poppycock!

Re: So, what have I missed?
 

Gov'nor.

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Pres'dent.

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Re: So, what have I missed?
 

Moar War!