Relative peace brings boredom to the GF spam forums. We need a war...We need one bad.
No, we don't. Isn't it enough that I lost a leg in the last one? Wasn't your thirst for blood slaked by all the dead of the last conflict? And now, now, you want to send a new generation to war! I just don't know who you are anymore....
No, we don't. Isn't it enough that I lost a leg in the last one? Wasn't your thirst for blood slaked by all the dead of the last conflict? And now, now, you want to send a new generation to war! I just don't know who you are anymore....
Oh I'm still me. It just that Spam forums ranks have been replenished already.(the advantages of being a newbie magnet in itself does wonders for this portion of hell)
Look at it this way, Spam forum society is comparable to early medieval ones. We grow, we multiply and unless we find something else to do, we start marking territories and begin interbreeding. And pretty soon the infighting starts. Reasons? lack of food, territory and wemin.
Result: The elite flees to higher ground along with the best shwag not to mention females in tow. The lower masses starts running amuck. While the middle classes are left to defend their homes with nothing more than rusted pitchforks. progress is halted, economy is devastated. And my war machine is left slowly rusting in the garage.
...Look at it this way, Spam forum society is comparable to early medieval ones. We grow, we multiply and unless we find something else to do, we start marking territories and begin interbreeding. And pretty soon the infighting starts. Reasons? lack of food, territory and wemin.
....And my war machine is left slowly rusting in the garage.
Yes, I can see how Spam needs some Malthusian population controls, like war, to keep things manageable. Lucky for FH there's plenty of lebensraum after it consumed some of the weaker, more defenseless forums.
My suggestion re your war machines: we don't need your ghetto scenes; colored lights may hypnotize, sparkle someone else's eyes; so Spaman, get away from me.*
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I will always love you.
R.I.P William Basconis~
"Willliam A. Basconis, 72, of Honolulu, a Pearl Harbor Naval Shipyard retiree and an Army veteran, died at home. He was born in Honolulu." RIP Dad
I will always love you.
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