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Mental Decay March 13th, 2008 09:10 PM

So today I bought...
 
Two ducklings. For me and my girlfriend.

At the risk of losing all my manliness, they're damn cute. I love 'em.

It's good too, because even if they're raised by us, they can still be released into the wild and be okay.

So yeah...I own a fucking duck, and you don't. :)

rebornintheglory March 13th, 2008 09:29 PM

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Is it pink?

Mental Decay March 13th, 2008 09:35 PM

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Nah, they're both black and yellow.

Scientist Dr. Professor March 13th, 2008 10:06 PM

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You better train them to be fierce War Ducks, that fight other ducks to the death in massive cage battles.

I expect a sketch of your plans for Duck Battle Armor on my desk by tomorrow.

Mental Decay March 14th, 2008 10:12 AM

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They are pretty fierce. One of them attacked the other because he was laying in the water, and a battle ensued. Fortunately no duck was injured in combat.

AegenemmnoN March 14th, 2008 10:55 AM

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DUCK WARS














I always wanted a duck. :(

Scientist Dr. Professor March 14th, 2008 12:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mental Decay (Post 4260734)
They are pretty fierce. One of them attacked the other because he was laying in the water, and a battle ensued. Fortunately no duck was injured in combat.

You should have sacrificed the loser to the gods.

Commissar MercZ March 14th, 2008 12:48 PM

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I have a wooden duck. Made in China. The People's Republic of China (it actually says that).

Mad Cat March 14th, 2008 01:06 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AegenemmnoN (Post 4260770)
DUCK WARS














I always wanted a duck. :(

You quack.

Lord Wiener March 14th, 2008 01:38 PM

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I have a stuffed duckling, does that count?

Chris March 14th, 2008 02:40 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Wiener (Post 4260956)
I have a stuffed duckling, does that count?

no

we told you this before

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. March 14th, 2008 02:42 PM

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I've shot and eaten duck before

Lordofthemarines March 14th, 2008 03:11 PM

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did you S.T.A.L.K. it?

Who_Flung_Poo? March 14th, 2008 03:57 PM

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Fatten them up then eat them.

Sh0wdowN March 14th, 2008 07:58 PM

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I only eat half-developed ducklings. I like to make omelet of them until they're ripe, which is about a week before hatching. That way a mutated duckling-spawn is fried alive while making cool noises, and eventually it ends up as a fried semi-duckling snack.

It tastes like duck, only the duck is made of apples.

rebornintheglory March 14th, 2008 09:22 PM

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I didn't know you were Filipino.

Lord Wiener March 15th, 2008 02:07 AM

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Pics or it never happened! =p

Juggernut March 15th, 2008 02:23 AM

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Omg i was just going to say ^


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