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Red Menace February 16th, 2008 12:07 PM
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Up And Away!

jumjum February 16th, 2008 12:21 PM
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In the Spam market today, analysts noted a move upwards. "These penny stocks, the ultra-low-value outfits, have made an attempt at an unfriendly takeover of a concern the size of WalMart. It's so insane the stock market has shut down just to watch the slaughter. What the hell possessed these guys to commit suicide like this?" And that's all for the Spam market today...and perhaps forever.

Red Menace February 16th, 2008 12:48 PM
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The Spam Market continues its upward trend!

Scientist Dr. Professor February 16th, 2008 01:06 PM
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Up!

-Ghost- February 16th, 2008 01:10 PM
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Spam!

Scientist Dr. Professor February 16th, 2008 01:17 PM
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To teh top.

Scientist Dr. Professor February 16th, 2008 01:22 PM
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18.

-Ghost- February 16th, 2008 01:26 PM
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25.

JohnWalker February 16th, 2008 01:29 PM
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- 15 million

-Ghost- February 16th, 2008 01:30 PM
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Stock Is Up!

-Ghost- February 16th, 2008 01:36 PM
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Buy Buy Buy!

Scientist Dr. Professor February 16th, 2008 01:44 PM
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18.

Red Menace February 16th, 2008 01:48 PM
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We are going to be rich!

JohnWalker February 16th, 2008 01:51 PM
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Spam stock took a sudden down turn today when it was discovered that mass cosumption lead to 'teh ghey'

{dBd}SSgt.DickVanDyke February 16th, 2008 01:53 PM
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Spam stock is falling more than poop from a pigeon.

JohnWalker February 16th, 2008 02:02 PM
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Spam stock is shaky like a dog shittin razor blades.

jumjum February 16th, 2008 02:03 PM
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"SPAM FOUND TO BE PYRAMID SCHEME - But Feds Not Worried Since Crooks So Inept"
Federal Investigators announced today that the get-stupid-quick scheme known as "Spam" has been charged as a fraudulent enterprise. But in a twist on the usual pyramid, this one apparently tricks only the very, very dumb.

Said a Mr. Ponzi, believed to be associated with the investigation, "Usually these kind of crooked outfits are slick enough to entrap a person of at least low-normal intelligence. But this one - Jeez do you have to be an idiot to buy into it."
Agents are expected to begin making arrests just as soon as they can stop laughing.

Red Menace February 16th, 2008 02:05 PM
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They will die of laughter our plan is flawless!

Scientist Dr. Professor February 16th, 2008 02:06 PM
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18.

JohnWalker February 16th, 2008 02:18 PM
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lalalallalalalallalaala i could posts words but numbers are better lalalallalaalla

Scientist Dr. Professor February 16th, 2008 02:21 PM
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18.

Scientist Dr. Professor February 16th, 2008 02:34 PM
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18.

Scientist Dr. Professor February 16th, 2008 02:45 PM
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18.

Mad Cat MkII February 16th, 2008 02:52 PM
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thank god i bought spam stock

Lord Wiener February 16th, 2008 02:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jumjum (Post 4219464)
"SPAM FOUND TO BE PYRAMID SCHEME - But Feds Not Worried Since Crooks So Inept"
Federal Investigators announced today that the get-stupid-quick scheme known as "Spam" has been charged as a fraudulent enterprise. But in a twist on the usual pyramid, this one apparently tricks only the very, very dumb.

Said a Mr. Ponzi, believed to be associated with the investigation, "Usually these kind of crooked outfits are slick enough to entrap a person of at least low-normal intelligence. But this one - Jeez do you have to be an idiot to buy into it."
Agents are expected to begin making arrests just as soon as they can stop laughing.
Which is why the FH masses are so susceptible to it.

Scientist Dr. Professor February 16th, 2008 02:55 PM
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18.

Mad Cat MkII February 16th, 2008 03:04 PM
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2005


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