I'm defiantly going to buy Crysis, but only next year after i build my new computer......

I can't rebuild my computer until 2021, because that's pretty much how long it takes me to save up enough cash.

Well that's not entirely true. I do have a lot of cash stuffed away in savings accounts, but I can't use them. Because I know for a fact that if I allowed myself to dip into them for just one thing, they'd be completely gone within a month.

Because I have no willpower. And that's why I drink so much alcohol. Which is, ironically, why I can't afford to upgrade my computer.

To summarise, then - I can't play Crysis because I like beer.

Man, my logic is fucked up!