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| Can the guards please take this guy away?
__________________ Everyone on the internet is a 16 year old bisexual catholic schoolgirl with no waist, enormous breasts, faux insecurity, 3 PhDs in everything, an 11" penis, and is rich and successful beyond my wildest dreams. |
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| And I love you- on my operating table. To help deter you from ingesting too many sweets, we've decided to help you out. Your tastebuds shall be scraped off with a cheese grater. Again, due to financial issues, we cannot, nor would we anyway, afford to give you any pain relievers for this procedure. You've got the right idea. Possible job applicant? No. Rather, I've decided to let you have some quality time with our fresh-from Sing Sing, extra gay bunnay. His name is Earl, and he likes moonlit dinners and long trips up and down the Hershey Highway.
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| *screaming and kicking while guards drags me away*
__________________ ![]() Turion x2 1.6, 1 gb ddr2, Radeon x1600 M, 120 gb 5400rpm 15.4 " attached screen, take that you rich bastards with your killer computers which I shall keep dreaming about. |
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| Abuse me o great one!
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| Jesus, what the hell did they inject that bunny with... |
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| I have alot of fun with your bunny, same time next week?
__________________ Everyone on the internet is a 16 year old bisexual catholic schoolgirl with no waist, enormous breasts, faux insecurity, 3 PhDs in everything, an 11" penis, and is rich and successful beyond my wildest dreams. |
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| =========== The time is 17:30 ================ The Abuse Chamber is now closed, and will re-open tomorrow at 1300. Customers not receiving their abuse today will get extra abuse tomorrow. If you'd like to make an appointment, please leave a message here.
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| Well, now, this appears to be quite a fine and sophisticated establishment. *Suicide post*
__________________ ![]() Tree people shall feel death by my hand. HIGH-FIVE!!! |
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| I didn't pay for any abuse? Do I get special abuse or do you send me away?
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