Ki's Abuse Chamber
This is a discussion on Ki's Abuse Chamber within the The Spam Forum forums, part of the General Chit-Chat category; Yes. This is MY personal thread to utterly abuse you forum fetuses with great justice, and extreme prejudice. Posts not ...
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| Yes. This is MY personal thread to utterly abuse you forum fetuses with great justice, and extreme prejudice. Posts not deserving enough to belong in Spamlandia, and otherwise being rated as UNHOLY, will find themselves here, waiting for deportation. For your enjoyment, I have taken the liberty of providing you with random audio/visual re-educational devices, which I will update from time to time.
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| Due to financial issues, the Abuse Chamber has been forced to change philosophies and torture methods. To conform to a more friendlier interwebs, I will no longer kidnap your posts and detain them as my "guests" in this thread. Rather, you, dear forum fetuses, are allowed to come here willing, and receive an amount of abuse proportional to your n00b level, as determined by our patent-pending n00b-O-meter. As before, tongue clamps and other information extraction devices are available for all. I do not discriminate. The NEW Ki's Abuse Chamber is now open for administering righteous be-headings and other justice!
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| Could I rent a Pear of Anguish from you?
__________________ "Keep spamming until you hit the next page" ~ n0e "I'm a little spammer, short and stout..." ~ n0e "It's like someone threw a dictionary through a meat grinder every time you speak." ~ Ronald_Jesch "Maybe some Russian general felt the urge to compensate for his little comrade." ~ MrFancyPants |
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| Welcome to the CBAP-club, your membership-card will be arriving shortly. Free services include weekly updates on how to harass people, a do-it-yourself course for sucking the joy of life out of noobs and last, but not least, our praised iwentcrazywithpower-crossword! Have a nice day, your MrFancypants President of Corrupted by absolute power-club
__________________ Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us. - H.G.Wells |
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| Ah, our first patron! I presume you've made payment at the reception desk. Now that is in order..... You, dear Choas, have been a VERY naughty Dutchie. For your crimes, you shall be subjected to a free dental "examination" by our special Abuse Chamber dentist, while listening to the soothing sounds of Kenny G.
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| Camel?
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| Could I rent a Pear of Anguish from you?
__________________ "Keep spamming until you hit the next page" ~ n0e "I'm a little spammer, short and stout..." ~ n0e "It's like someone threw a dictionary through a meat grinder every time you speak." ~ Ronald_Jesch "Maybe some Russian general felt the urge to compensate for his little comrade." ~ MrFancyPants |
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| i have several
__________________ ![]() I just love the smell of toasted n00b in the morning. |
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| I dont agree to Comets signature, please can you rape him?
__________________ Everyone on the internet is a 16 year old bisexual catholic schoolgirl with no waist, enormous breasts, faux insecurity, 3 PhDs in everything, an 11" penis, and is rich and successful beyond my wildest dreams. |
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