Ki's Abuse Chamber

[DarthParrot]

I have a bad feeling about this thread...

[Ki Adi Mundi]

Originally Posted by mad cat

Jesus, what the hell did they inject that bunny with...

He was our first test subject involving cross-breeding between the Yak-Bull hybrid, and the Pancake bunny.

Now, since you're so found of questions, let me ask you this:
Do you enjoy pain? I hope the answer is yes. Moar to follow on your next post.

Originally Posted by Tarvos

Well, now, this appears to be quite a fine and sophisticated establishment.

*Suicide post*

You're dayum right it is- only the finest torture is served here. To make sure you see every bit of our fine work, I've set you up with our Optometrist, Susan the Slayer. Her specialty is sewing people's top eyelid to their eyebrow. You shall never blink again. We've also sent you home with a special solution of Clear Eyes, heavily diluted with alcohol. Apply drops once an hour.

Originally Posted by Dragonelf68

I didn't pay for any abuse? Do I get special abuse or do you send me away?

I shall let my new apprentice deal with you.

Originally Posted by Plebian

Im totally 1337, cause i, liek totally pwn liek im just liek teh pwner3r, or teh masterer, liek, i pwn you noobs, liek, lollololllolololl.

I'm going to have to reserve your treatment until I can confer with my colleagues. You are so far beyond being a fetus, your case deserves a special meeting to decide your fate.

Originally Posted by AdmiralHocking

I see you baby. Shakin dat Azh. Shakin dat Azh. I like you too much to abuse you.

Originally Posted by Afterburner

I was expecting something kinkier when I read the title

Ah, you must be looking for Helga, our S&M Queen. She'll be with you shortly. After reading your profile, she has decided to give you the deluxe package.

You shall have each finger nailed down to a salt-coated wooden board, while Helga administers the Dump of Death. She will proceed to defecate in your open mouth, once we make sure it is wired open with rusty metal. Enjoy!

Originally Posted by Dragonelf68

I multiquoted myself in another thread. Afterburner sent me here

Afterburner is a wise one. He realizes how far you have fallen. You MIGHT be redeemed. Your reaction to the love my new apprentice administers will be the test.

Originally Posted by SeinfeldRules

The S.P.A.M will not stand for the outrageous torture and abuse that Spamlandia perpetrates in this thread! The members of the Spam Republic are not to be harmed in any way!

Only the unholy, and willing, will be LOVED here. I need approval from the council before I administer your torture. At present, your name is on the protected scrolls.

Originally Posted by Miltonmonkey

This forum needs the melee again

Ah, yes. I know your type well. We get many with your condition in here.

Your treatment is fairly simple. You shall have a baby bottle welded to your hand, and a giant diaper sewed to your pelvic region, so you may cry about past issues whenever you like, and have the tools required to complete the task.

Originally Posted by The-Bleh-Bleh

Disbanded!

Edit: Oh yes, can my punishment involve pie?

Yes! Searing hot pie will be injected in to your eyeballs, so you may see the world for how it really is. At least, for about 2 seconds, before your eyeballs are singed beyond repair. You better go buy a brail keyboard!

Originally Posted by Red Menace

Comrade Ki! What is the meaning of this?

I am administering love to all who require it.

Originally Posted by rebornintheglory

You G men and your restrictions!

Oh, this thread was going to be so much more brutal and abusive, believe me, but a certain Greenie set me on the correct path.

Originally Posted by Dipship

Look, I just want a bloody argument. I didn't pay for abuse!

All sales are final! Now, bend over and prepare to receive the Pineapple of Justice!

Originally Posted by Sovereign002

Oh I can't wait for Ki to get back. He'll have so much fun with page 3, I almost wish I could join in.

Join me, and together we can abuse the forum fetuses and usher in a new era for all of Spamlandia!

Originally Posted by Comet_buster

and now you have

How observant of you. It is noted. No good deed goes unpunished!

Originally Posted by Vasili

Ki gets very horny when it comes to this.

I get horny just thinking about abusing you in particular. I'm quite fond of anything that involves you and the words: "bridges," "bungie jumping," and "accident."

Originally Posted by wasturr

I want BDSM!!! I want it Now!!!

No kinky lovin for you.

Originally Posted by Dragonelf68

I'd like to turn in a wanted criminal. BAronmotorsports.

Oh, he shall be dealt with in another matter.

Originally Posted by Killer Kyle

I still moderate the entertainment forums and I'm in grad school, though recent accommodations had to be made, but not related to the job interfering with real life.

Hired!

Originally Posted by Lord Wiener

how about some boners?

Oh, I have a great boner for you, indeed. First and foremost, your treatment, I must say, is long deserved.

You shall be Wiener-napped to an undisclosed location where you will be gagged with rotten peaches, infested with maggots. You will be confined to a chair, and wont be able to move. Once we are sure of your immobility, we shall unveil our special present to you.

A door opens to a room where you see David Hasselhoff getting gang-raped by French Pirates. After it is all said and down, they shall wipe up all the overflowing man juices coming out of the Hoff's crack, with that light up jacket you're so fond of.

Oh yes.

Originally Posted by Necromonger

where is the love?

It's bountiful. Care for some?

Originally Posted by badhairday

Do I get a free visit here ?

No- you will be required to pay for each visit. We can set you up on a payment plan if you like, though.

Originally Posted by DarthParrot

I have a bad feeling about this thread...

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[Dipship]

Yes! My starfish and your pineapple, a match made in heaven!

























We're talking pets here folks, gawd!

[Sovereign002]

Join me, and together we can abuse the forum fetuses and usher in a new era for all of Spamlandia!

I'm very tempted, what are your offers?

[Lord Rumpuss V]

Traitor!!! Turncoat!!! Scallywag!!! Double Agent!!! Selll-Out!!! Belgian!!!

[Vasili]

I get horny just thinking about abusing you in particular. I'm quite fond of anything that involves you and the words: "bridges," "bungie jumping," and "accident."

Sounds fun, next tuesday?

[rebornintheglory]

Ki is so mean.

[Fire Legion]

In Soviet Russia, members abuse Ki.

[BadHairDẵy]

I want my lolipop back that you stole Ki, it was sour apple too

[America!]

No lolipop for you!