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This is a discussion on Ki's Abuse Chamber within the The Spam Forum forums, part of the General Chit-Chat category; Originally Posted by Ensign Riles Could I rent a Pear of Anguish from you? But of course. The pair if ...

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Old October 24th, 2007
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Could I rent a Pear of Anguish from you?
But of course. The pair if free of charge! Always trying to help out a fellow staffer. There is a catch, however. Our Pair of Anguish delivery experts deposited your package inside your anal cavity by mistake. There seems to have been some sort of "mix-up" with the delivery paperwork. Enjoy

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I do not agree to Cats statment, can you please rape him?
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Camel?
Oh, most definitely! In fact, I'll give you all the camel you want, honey.

How about a nice dip in our improved immersion tank? I think that'd suit you quite well. For your abuse, you shall spend 2 hours in the tank, covered with camel spiders! When your time is up, we will provide you with the anabolic steroids required to help you repair and regenerate the lost muscle tissue.


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Could I rent a Pear of Anguish from you?
Back already? Be careful, or you'll never be able to crap right again.
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i have several
And many more await you. However, you seem to like anal fruit, so I have a better idea. Let's set you up with our Orphus Specialist.

You, buster of comets, shall receive 10 stitches, effectively closing off your anal cavity. After which, you shall be fed nothing but pairs, along with a special prune juice-based bowel movement liquid for refreshment. It shalnt be long before you explode quite nicely.
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I dont agree to Comets signature, please can you rape him?
He'll be taken care of well enough, in roughly 72 hours.

You, however, require special abuse. Oh yes.

For your MANY crimes against the citizens of Spamlandia... you shall receive a free trip down the Slide-O-Death. This is a fiberglass slide, as usual, but we will make sure there is no water running, to privide that extra 'umph' of pain. What is left of you will slide down in to our Olympic-sized pool, filled with rubbing alcohol. Don't forget your floaties!
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Old October 24th, 2007
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But of course. The pair if free of charge! Always trying to help out a fellow staffer. There is a catch, however. Our Pair of Anguish delivery experts deposited your package inside your anal cavity by mistake. There seems to have been some sort of "mix-up" with the delivery paperwork. Enjoy
WOW! That mix up just saved me a butt-load of time! That's where it was going to end up anyway...
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He'll be taken care of well enough, in roughly 72 hours.
Can't wait!
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For your MANY crimes against the citizens of Spamlandia... you shall receive a free trip down the Slide-O-Death. This is a fiberglass slide, as usual, but we will make sure there is no water running, to privide that extra 'umph' of pain. What is left of you will slide down in to our Olympic-sized pool, filled with rubbing alcohol. Don't forget your floaties!
It sounds fun, only problem being I dont own life insurance so thats abit of a bummer. Can my ASS invade your thread? Is it also possible for you to write all my lists of crime on tissue paper which has been written by slaves?
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Oh why must i suffer this cruel abuse. Ki, you are most certantly evil! Curse this chamber! CURSE IT FOREVER
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