What da heck?
 

Why does someone find the need to set the fire alarm off at 2am in the morning?

Holy Wastur...

Fire alarm? 0_0

There's a millipede on my bed and it's scaring me.

And Seinfeld, why are you touching yourself? Answer in below post!!!

*har har*

Because YOU MADE ME! HAR HAR HAR

Oh my...

Oh, and Seinfield, is that guy on your avvy Mike Rowe?

No its... YTMND - Bill Nye Head Bopping

Glad I took my laptop with me, there are about eight firetrucks outside in the street right now. Looks like I could be out here a while...

@Seinfeld: Ohhh of course!!! I get them mixed up for some reason.

Riles, boring! Fast forward to the sex scene!!!
Rawr.

THe firedepartment is stealing your Internets.

Intralenets?

(Calls Jebus, my henchman.)

As I rose from deem sleep, my first reaction was that I needed a new alarm clock. My current one sounds annoyingly like a fire alarm.

Then my second reaction was why do people find a need to sacrifice skunks at this time of night. Then I rephrased the rhetorical question. Why choose a skunk anyway?

Then I realized it was probably just roadkill nowhere near the road and that someone had set of the fire alarm somewhere in the hall.

I was woken by a fire alarm at 8am a few days ago. I was not amused.

Welcome to college dorm life! Woo!
Happened to me too a few hours ago (about 6 am).

Is this National Early Morning Fire Alarm Test day?