As I rose from deem sleep, my first reaction was that I needed a new alarm clock. My current one sounds annoyingly like a fire alarm.

Then my second reaction was why do people find a need to sacrifice skunks at this time of night. Then I rephrased the rhetorical question. Why choose a skunk anyway?

Then I realized it was probably just roadkill nowhere near the road and that someone had set of the fire alarm somewhere in the hall.

I was woken by a fire alarm at 8am a few days ago. I was not amused.

Welcome to college dorm life! Woo!
Happened to me too a few hours ago (about 6 am).

Is this National Early Morning Fire Alarm Test day?