| Penguin_Unit | September 9th, 2007 02:38 PM |
More Spam Awards
Mr. Matt has not visited here in some time, so I thought I would make a revised version of this, with my own questions...
If you answer one correctly, you get a cookie. If you answer three correctly, you might get some <3. If you answer five correctly, you get a bag of win. If you answer them all correctly, you get an asteroid loaded with win and everything else mentioned before this. If you fail and get none, you get a massive planet of phail and an asteroid that is loaded to the brim with donkey porn. If six are answered correctly, nothing at all happens, and Shakespeare will arise from the grave and gore you with one of his plays, impaled on the end of a spear.
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Originally Posted by Question 1
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The earth orbits the sun at approximately 93 million miles distance, and spins at an angle on its axis. It completes a rotation ever 24 hours. At this rate, how long will it take humans to realize that there is something more than just green slime waiting on their floor?
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Originally Posted by Question 2
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In a room, Tom is being interrogated by two armed men who have already roughed him up to the point of him nearly being unconscious. If he refuses to answer a question, they shock him with a taser. If they know he lied about something, they put a bullet in his leg. When his leg has three bullets, they move to the next and put three more. If he misses the seventh question, they might put a bullet in his head, or toss him back into solitary confinement. By the given information, how many years will it take for his kids to realize that the earth is indeed triangular?
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Originally Posted by Question 3
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There is an aircraft carrier leaving the east cost of the United States. At the same time, a random small island in the Pacific, which contained nothing but trees, was being nuked by a French book writer who believed he was to lead the world to the moon's east pole. If this is indeed going to happen, how long will it take for a lawyer in New York to ponder the futility of life, and then set his house on fire as part of a cult ritual?
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Originally Posted by Question 4
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Two men are hunting in the woods. Suddenly, a bear shows up. One lifts his rifle to fire, and the other ducks behind a boulder. The one trying to fire misses, and the bear consequently gores him with its teeth and kills him. Terrified, the man calls 1-800-Geico, and requests a limousine be sent to his location immediatley. If it arrives before the bear eats hunter #2, then when will the contract to found a soaping colony on Mars be struck in 2012?
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Originally Posted by Question 5
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George had a black horse, which he loved very much. If Louis orders a hamburger at Mcdonalds, when will it get up and demand the fragging of a random clerk hiding under a rock in some alternate dimension?
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Originally Posted by Question 6
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There are approximately 6.7 billion people on Earth. If such is true, how many of them would it take to win a nuclear war in which only one man was present and no nukes were used?
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Originally Posted by Question 7
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It is said that the earth is round, or spherical. Using this logic, how many vetices are there in a circular room on said planet?
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