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nanobot_swarm September 9th, 2007 01:33 PM

Nanos Black Market Weapons Dealing
 
I realised there are no illegal weapons dealers on filefront. so I took the job. what'll ya have?

FeelFree September 9th, 2007 01:35 PM

Tzar Bomba plz.

nanobot_swarm September 9th, 2007 01:38 PM

well thats difficult, but here you go

http://content.answers.com/main/cont...nder_plane.jpg

DarthParrot September 9th, 2007 02:17 PM

How much would a holy hand grenade cost?

nanobot_swarm September 9th, 2007 02:44 PM

$300
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictur...lyGrail189.jpg

Retherferd September 9th, 2007 03:54 PM

sov

nanobot_swarm September 9th, 2007 03:55 PM

what would you like?

Aeroflot September 9th, 2007 03:57 PM

nein!

Retherferd September 9th, 2007 03:58 PM

drugs!

Aeroflot September 9th, 2007 03:59 PM

ja!

nanobot_swarm September 9th, 2007 04:01 PM

sorry this is weapons not drugs

Retherferd September 9th, 2007 04:01 PM

drugs!!

Aeroflot September 9th, 2007 04:02 PM

jA!!!

Retherferd September 9th, 2007 04:03 PM

agh!!!!!!!!!!

Aeroflot September 9th, 2007 04:03 PM

dfadsfa

nanobot_swarm September 9th, 2007 04:12 PM

thats it
*heavilly armed guards come and drive you out*

DarthParrot September 9th, 2007 04:24 PM

Well 300 is a bit spendy, but I really could use a holy hand grenade.

I'll buy it.

*pays nano $300*

Mastershroom September 9th, 2007 05:32 PM

I need a Swiss Army Shoe.

nanobot_swarm September 9th, 2007 06:04 PM

here, is this what you want
(it comes in shoe form)
http://www.peepculture.com/wp-conten...everything.jpg

Penguin_Unit September 9th, 2007 09:01 PM

Cocaine! No, pot! No, PCP! No, no, that's not right. CHEWING TOBACCO! No, that's not right either. I NEED LSD!!

puffdadder September 9th, 2007 09:44 PM

how about custom Glock .45 caliber with a specially calibrated clip, an extended barrel, a 95% effective silencer, a 24x scope. ohh and some fries. 2 nanos in advance.

nanobot_swarm September 10th, 2007 03:44 AM

this what you want?
http://images.hobbytron.com/WA-355E.jpg
http://www.e-cookbooks.net/mousepad/fries.jpg
thats $510

Dylz September 10th, 2007 04:18 AM

A Holy Bible with a secret machine gun hidden in the front cover

Penguin_Unit September 10th, 2007 07:11 AM

I didn't think the Bible was capable of concealing heavy weapons?

Nano, how much for an M-16A2? I have quite a bit of money to offer if it is expensive...oh, and I want a scope, a silencer with 99% effectiveness, fifty extra mags, and a grenade launcher.

puffdadder September 10th, 2007 07:39 AM

nano, would you mind if i made a model after that? here's
1020$
i'm pleased with the fast shipping. how about a minigun now. one that you can hold with both hands. almost like a vulcan,
a customized bullpup with scope and silencer (i know hard to get)
a crossbow with a scope
thanx here's a mill. rest later
oh and a capt morgan

puffdadder September 10th, 2007 10:01 AM

*pays Nano 1,001,020 untraceable canadian dollars $*
This is such a cool thread. i have unlimited cash!
oh and i think i'll need a guinea pig to test this stuff out. hmm? ;)

Ruley September 10th, 2007 10:03 AM

Halo 3 MC55 battle rifle ;)

nanobot_swarm September 10th, 2007 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylz (Post 3915921)
A Holy Bible with a secret machine gun hidden in the front cover

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penguin Unit (Post 3916083)
I didn't think the Bible was capable of concealing heavy weapons?

Nano, how much for an M-16A2? I have quite a bit of money to offer if it is expensive...oh, and I want a scope, a silencer with 99% effectiveness, fifty extra mags, and a grenade launcher.

Quote:

Originally Posted by puffdadder (Post 3916109)
nano, would you mind if i made a model after that? here's
1020$
i'm pleased with the fast shipping. how about a minigun now. one that you can hold with both hands. almost like a vulcan,
a customized bullpup with scope and silencer (i know hard to get)
a crossbow with a scope
thanx here's a mill. rest later
oh and a capt morgan

Quote:

Originally Posted by puffdadder (Post 3916342)
*pays Nano 1,001,020 untraceable canadian dollars $*
This is such a cool thread. i have unlimited cash!
oh and i think i'll need a guinea pig to test this stuff out. hmm? ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruley (Post 3916344)
Halo 3 MC55 battle rifle ;)

this is a dificult order, hold on
sorry, were out of bible guns, sold the last to the church (sorry)
here you ghttp://www.motionpicturearmourer.com...4-M203-NSN.jpgo P.U.
here you go puffdaddler
http://content.kapowwe.com/images/minigun_m-134.jpg
http://www.telefonica.net/web/vcs/IM...ENbullpup2.jpg
http://www.yeoldearcheryshoppe.com/images/t3130.jpg
http://www.petsworld.co.uk/images/guinea-pig.jpg
here you go ruley
http://www.mocpages.com/user_thumbna...jpg_SPLASH.jpg
have a nice day!

puffdadder September 10th, 2007 02:56 PM

3 Attachment(s)
wow. these rule. here, i'll trade a street sweeper, mac 10, and bushmaster pistol for:
Customized versions of each and
a customized 44 magnum
10 mill in advance
*pays nano 5,000,000 pounds*

Comet_buster September 10th, 2007 02:58 PM

i'd like the most powerfull thing you have :)

puffdadder September 10th, 2007 03:00 PM

whoa, good idea. i want that one too.

nanobot_swarm September 10th, 2007 03:02 PM

*gives you scopes and silencers and custom paint jobs*
I have a nice selection of .44 magnums
http://www.gunsandammomag.com/ammuni...ty_101105J.jpg
http://netlinkenterprises.com/prodimages/44magnum.jpg
http://www.handgunsmag.com/ammunitio...ag_081005A.jpg
http://www.mimetix.it/ARMI_file/Foto...4%20magnum.jpg
http://www.mimetix.it/ARMI_file/Foto...4%20magnum.jpg
http://www.speedytoys.com/airsoft_gu...agRevolver.jpg
http://www.gunblast.com/images/Paco_...4A/S&W44NF.jpg
http://www.gunsandammomag.com/ammuni...ty_101105I.jpg
http://www.protofex.com/images/S&W_M29_3viewsJ.jpg
http://www.shootingtimes.com/handgun...ster_1103C.jpg
pick the one you like!

Comet_buster September 10th, 2007 03:03 PM

how much?

puffdadder September 10th, 2007 03:03 PM

how bout them all!
*goes to the bank to take out a loan, uses public restroom*

nanobot_swarm September 10th, 2007 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Comet_buster (Post 3917029)
i'd like the most powerfull thing you have :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by puffdadder (Post 3917038)
whoa, good idea. i want that one too.

the most powerfull thing I'll give you for now that is a gun is this baby
http://www.counterstrike-source-skin...s.real/AWP.jpg
Its an AWP sniper rifle, which deals the same amount of damage as an antitank missle covered in anthranx and gasoline

doomy20044 September 10th, 2007 03:06 PM

hey nano i would like a plasma pistol!

nanobot_swarm September 10th, 2007 03:07 PM

http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/Ar..._pistol_12.jpg

puffdadder September 10th, 2007 03:07 PM

or a tesla claw.
that weapon doesn't do that much damage in far cry. takes three shots to kill a big trigen.

nanobot_swarm September 10th, 2007 03:08 PM

oh, there this too
http://entry.neocron.com/news/PlasmaPistol.jpg

nanobot_swarm September 10th, 2007 03:10 PM

I could give you an RPG
http://www.modelguns.co.uk/images/rpg7a.jpg

doomy20044 September 10th, 2007 03:10 PM

ill go with the 2nd one

nanobot_swarm September 10th, 2007 03:10 PM

or a scarab gun
http://useruploads.mythica.org/image...OGEGGMET10.JPG

puffdadder September 10th, 2007 03:11 PM

that'll do the trick!

doomy20044 September 10th, 2007 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nanobot_swarm (Post 3917072)

how much scarab?

Cap'n Rommel September 10th, 2007 03:11 PM

either way youre pretty much dead

oh can you get me a luger with 2x infrared sight, 12" barrel, woodstock.. preferably ingraved something fancy

nanobot_swarm September 10th, 2007 03:12 PM

or a gauss gun
http://pnmedia.gamespy.com/planethal.../gauss_gun.jpg

doomy20044 September 10th, 2007 03:12 PM

the scarab how much?

nanobot_swarm September 10th, 2007 03:14 PM

here you go, sorry no infared vision
http://www.hlebooks.com/images/luger/couvertu.JPG

nanobot_swarm September 10th, 2007 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doomy20044 (Post 3917081)
the scarab how much?

$15,000

doomy20044 September 10th, 2007 03:15 PM

*brings out the amount needed* *gives money to nano* any test targets?


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