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Nick Fury |
Yay! He only has 1 eye now... soon we shall poke his other eye, and he shall be blind. It's all falling into place... |
Nick Fury could beat an entire pirate fleet with both eyes out and his right arm tied to his left leg in 3 seconds. |
The patch indikates that Nick Fury is a pirate |
There's a new marvel movie out!? or is it a sequel to the Incredible Hulk!? |
Nick Fury boils his coffee with his rage. |
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Nick fury once entered a duel with a pirate. To make things fair, he ripped off both his legs and his right arm. Nick Fury killed the pirate with a straight punch to the face, then proceeded to sew his limbs back on with piano wire and a rusty tent spike. |
what about chuck norris? |
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