He has plus 700 stamina, strength, magic (or majik, as some call it), stealth, and every other stat. Also, once you get all the bonuses for the stats done, you multiply it by a trillion. They're basically invincible, even though I don't play WoW.
First, my blob whores cast a binding spell, which lasts 25 seconds. Then they use a freeze spell, which freezes for 25 seconds and causes massive debilitation, with -50 on all stats, and half HP. Then they cast Incinerate, which deals 2,000 damage per cast, with 42 different blob whores going at a time. Your fatty is dead in 20 seconds, with 5 seconds to spare before he regained strength.
No he isn't, hes a cat. Means he is going to shite everywhere and piss on your pillows.
Everyone on the internet is a 16 year old bisexual catholic schoolgirl with no waist, enormous breasts, faux insecurity, 3 PhDs in everything, an 11" penis, and is rich and successful beyond my wildest dreams.
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