See, no one would believe when I said Chaos was a <insert the you-know-what word here> and leading the whole operation.

I guess Azzykins doesn't count here anymore.

He wasn't evil, he was only the source of men's horniness.

Impossible! FileFront was built to keep all the rotten eggs in one basket, and I was specially chosen to make sure that the stink from the basket does not escape. Since I've been warden, a few people have tried to escape. Most of them have been recaptured; those that haven't have been killed or drowned in the bay. No one has ever escaped from FileFront. And no one ever will!

I got long hair and escaped in a barrel.

Assault on Precinct 13.

I wasn't in your dream either, or was I. Maybe I was the behind-the-scenes mastermind of the Filefront regime.