My cat is evil!
 

My cat jumped on the desk wanting attention, so I stroke her, cuddled and kissed her an then left my desk and layed down on bed. Figured she would come and jump on my bad to sleep on my lap...

But the evil cat she is, she jumped down on my chair and went for a nap there... I'm not even getting any love from my own cat. :bawl:

Now I must type standing! :mad:

But we still wub you donut

My her love to me is more important then your digital love. :(

Kissed her? You crazy cat woman :lol:

What is so odd about kissing your cat?

You don't know where that's been!

Everything lad. Everything.

You're almost as bad my mom. Me and my siblings were given a cat and now we never see the little bugger, my mom treats it like a baby, like a crazed old lady (well, soon to be)

That's IT?

You mean she didn't shred papers or go in a bad spot or something?!:confused:

Donuts gets bullied by his cat :lol:
Mine has the annoying habbit of welking on my keyboard, leaving hair all over it :(

He just complains, that it wasn't a camel :)

Otherwise, what's so evil at that?

My cat used to do that too but these days she seems to walk around it. Once she managed to shut my computer down while she walked asross my keyboard while I was writing a lenghty reply on these forums. :( :rofl:

I don't let my cat on my desk. :Puzzled:

I let my cat everywhere. The only exception being if I just come from under the shower...

You can stroke me. :naughty:

I've let enough papers accumulate on my desk, now my cat can't get up there =D

You'd be suprised

She(he?) might get up there, but then she'll fall down and take a whole lot of paper allong.

scamper away, and momets later scurry back and make another attempt, and thus cause even more havoc :)

This thread is wrong on so many levels if you have a perverted mind.

miaow?

And probably leaving a nice "loijnbyugtftyexzewq" as it passes by too :).

My cats bully me too, they give birth somewhere in the woods so you can't find them and i bet afterwards they're all gonna get their food from...our house...

Fact, but I'm trying to ignore that and stay...serious.

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You could miaow for...

NO! Bad thoughts.

Urgh....aaargh....mustn't....that cat's a whore.

hugs

Cats are cute :D,,, but we have a dog. Much less troublesom ;)

But she's my whore :naughty:

thats just nasty...

I can asure you that no such thing was intended during the creation of this thread. Luckly my mind isn't perverted either.

Ps: My pussycat is rubbing her head on my left hand (as I'm typing), she is noe even licking the tips of my finger while making a RRRRRRR noise of satisfaction.

In Dutch if a cat rubs his/her body to your body, especially with the head we call it "Kopjes geven". Literal translation is "to Head give" which would mean your pussycat is giving you uhm... I blame the English! Literal translation to German "Kopf(chen) geben"

Ps: she is now licking my eyebrowns and almost my eyeballs. <3

For Chist's sake! :eek:

No, but mine is :(

AAAAAARGH!....wait, n0e licks your fingertips and purrs? :uhoh:

YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE! =p

Wiener needs help.

I so laughed at the noe part :)

Mein katze gibt mir Kopfchens! :confused:

na ja na ja.
Dein katzchen will dich einfach lieb haben :)

Is... is that the Hoff!?

:cort:
This thread has just gone...bad

I blame the English for not having an equivelant word for discribing "a cat rubbing it's head against you". Are there any lanuages that actually do have a word for it besides Dutch??

Edit: I wonder how much attention this thread would draw if I changed the title to "My cat is no longer evil, she just gave me head!". :lookaround:

Lets just say, you'll have the RSPCA knocking at your door.

This thread needs the help of Bob Ross.


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Cats sit on your books when you're reading them. Attention whores.

MIAOW!

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Nope, not quite. =p

Mag sein, aber wie? =p

YES, YES IT IS THE HOFF. REJOICE!

Now just turn on the water! :)

Your evil mind tricks will not work on the good people of these forums, Ross fiend.


Phew, this thread has made me hungry. Time for some deep fried puppies!

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or scratch :)

ORLY?



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Good man, I knew you'd see the light eventually.

Damn admin powers....

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Phhhh, you love THE HOFF and you know it!

I Declare War On The Hoff!