Your right, Lies. But it is THAT website that is lying to you.

Bah, *shoots miss manatee*

Fires pretty ball slipping underneath manatees flesh and exploding!

Not the botox!
http://www.inkycircus.com/jargon/images/manatee.jpg
*inflates*

*scyths manatee*

No! teh manatees are being driven back

http://216.109.89.116/ecards/images/...ckne_knuth.jpg
Have at you!

http://www.bsactravelclub.co.uk/dive...cs/manatee.jpg
And that!

http://sjr.state.fl.us/programs/outr...es/manatee.jpgAnd that!

Yes, botox.

*injects more*

http://earthhopenetwork.net/manatee.jpeg
And that!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
http://www.enterprisemission.com/ima...s4/Explode.jpg

You give me no choice.

*Releases the chuck norris*

YES! WE WON!!!

W00T!

*puts Chuck Norris safely back in his cage*

No time to celebrate men! We must rebuild the barracks and reinforce our botox supply!

That is a perfect synopsis of what just occured hear.

And now my friends, I must leave you to go to a Track banquet. I shall return soon.

Take away their buckets!

What is going on here??

Can i join the Milita XD

i have a X-Wing!

Indeed you can, we can always use help in fighting the ever growing populations of manatees.

i have a B24 with 6 tons of bombs ready and waiting, its in good condition even though i got coffee stains on it

and a .45.

*whips out full-auto 12 gauge shotgun with advanced 'nade rounds*

Excelent, you two shall come in very handy.

Right now this is our main base. But if you see any manatee's around the forums, quickly inject botox into them pronto (I have found it very useful in the past)

[bombs and guns work well too though]

I know who you are, now.

Interested in being a super secret sneaky spy for the forum militia Reborn?

Good news general parrot! I have successfully modded the 'nade rounds to carry botox!

I don't do affiliation.

We're not talkin about affiliation. We're talkin bout affliction. Of PAIN. (to the manatees of course :don:)

This whole concept is silly. It's not something serious like Orlf.

This isn't a joke; these manatees are posing a severe threat to society. Hide behind our lines and shut your yap or get outta here, we don't want to be seen.

Excelent Bleh-Bleh, those botox bombs shall come in quite handy indeed.

(PS: We need some sort of a ranking system)


Maybe not today, maybe not tommorow, but some day, you'll be glad that we defeated the forum manatees

Also Reborn, the militia not only deals with manatees. But we also help quiet down unnessisary revolutions or revolutionaries like Orlf. Ask Zamamee, he was the original founder of the militia.

I appears my friends that the manatees have gone into hiding. But we should keep potroling the borders of the GF to make sure they're gone for good.

* pulls out his scouting binoculars and heads towards a vantage point.*

still be careful...

Reporting for duty...

*salutes*

Welcome back Unifermius.

And don't worry, all our soldiers are all trained in the art of super-secret-sneaky-ninja-carefulness. They should be pretty safe Bleh ;) .

ninja reports to the HQ

I am trained in the ways of the sound ninja. I will achieve task I am given.

Sigh, the manatees have given up in the last 13 hours. Fail, they do.

>.> And Parrot is offline. Who will save us?

Oh the humanatee...

AAAAAAAH!!! MANATEE!

*injects 100,000,000 cc's of botox into manatee*

Whew, I think that was the last of them...

The manatees do indeed phail.