The federation of Manatee Hunting Drunks! :nodding:

The Federation of Manatee Hunting Drunks is a large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its cynical population of 23 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 33%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Furniture Restoration and Information Technology.
Meat-eating is frowned upon, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Manatee Hunting Drunks's national animal is the manatee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the cookie.
Manatee Hunting Drunks is ranked 1st in the region and 18,949th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

How's about a Dental plan do we get one of those???.

Were do I apply fro citizenship :)

This isn't that bad either
Though that steak once a year is nice

now that's a big one

Speaking of which, my Nationstate dissolved about a month ago, a good nation Minnesotica was, a good nation indeed.

Tyranny was fun while it lasted.

Wanna join me in a manatee hunt, they frolic freely in my many lush forests. I've got the guns, you bring the beer.

just to know, where si your state axactly?
While wasturr might love, I'm not exactly a fan of the wasteland

What is this"Love"thing
Can I eat it???

*long sigh*
yes you can

It's located in a nice forested region, with many triving countries, variating between dictatorships or democracies.
Why you wanna know?

i hate moon country

Never heard of it...

blasted land

*Eats love*
Hmmm..why do I feel fuzzy???

yes!
Wasturr was infected

Love does not exist! I know that....

Still let him worry 'bout the head explosion later.

*Uses tracker to find manatees*

the manateess arent yet extinct?

Nope their homeworld is far away...They can transport themselves in jumpships...

*Tracker bleeps*

They're on their way!

What the Hell am I infected with???

sets up brainwashed manatees terrorists
they carry c-4

Hmmm good plan , kitty....now we must find ut where the ship is going... the dz must be a few miles away

*Tracker bleeps frequently, dropship flies overhead*

Quick I'll follow it.... I'll be recon

*Dashes off, pursuing dropship*

Gives last few words of faith to my c-4 BTM's

BTMs are inside manatee encampment

*Meanwhile on the outskirts of thedropship location*

OMG...Theres thousands of the buggers!

*Legions of 'the buggers' are preparing for full scale assault*

*Uses com device*

[Whispers] Calling all units, theres thousands of manatees...

*A gun nossil is pressed against face*

...Shooting my nose! *Message ends and is hauled off*

Blow aw*crush*
THe kitty is K.o.

What the Hell is going on here!!!

*You find blood around kitties standpoint*
*You find elektrakosh's comm at her standpoint*

Oh!! is that it??

*Loots them both*
"Bleh destroyed Items"

voice in your head

*what did you loot?
empty places?*

"Dropped Items and weapons"
But no matter I think I'll go to the nearest pub or tavern and get Drunk.

*Meanwhile at a top secret hideout*

Manatee general: who is your commanding officer?

No idea!

Manatee general: You are part of the elite are you not?

Ummmm. Nope.

Manatee general: You have slain hundreds of our kind

Bollocks!

*Manatee general slaps kosh on head..setting off distress beacon*

Manatee general: you will be tortured!

Oh, here we go, torture the victim why don't you!

Manatee general: bring in the wet suit with the bottom cut out and the rampant wildebeast!

:eek: Oh crap!.....

back at m base

Thankfully still in a damp cell and K.O.

*Wasturr barges in VERRY DRUNK and wielding a minigun*

Everybody freeeeezhe *hic*
No bodish movshes........................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...........................................wowsh I cantsh beleivesh thish!!! statue dance partysh!!!*hic*

*Meanwhile in torture cell*

Manatee general: I will wear this wet suit and allow this rampant wildebeast to do untold things upon you if you don't talk.

Sicko!

Manatee general: thats it....keep talking...you will spill the information

IDFTS you frickin' idiot!

Manatee general: What is IDFTS?

I Don't Frickin' Think So!

Manatee general: Unleash the wildebeast!

:eek: HEEELLLLP!

*Barges in the torture room Drunk and wasted*
"Heeey boysh *hic* Letsh Partaaay*


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*a stray taught goes trough wasturrs head*
"where, where am I?"

*still K.o.*
Actually I've woken up allready, but the terrible singing performation made me almost die once more

*still K.o.*
Actually I've woken up allready, but the terrible singing performation made me almost die once more

"I'm At the torture roomsh of course*hic*
Hey boys letsh go to the pubsh..*hics*
Drinksh are on meee.......
*Leaves with all the manatess to go to the whistling gallows pub*

*The Manatees and wildebeast follow wasturr*

Ummm, Can someone untie me please?..... Hello?

*Singing voices can be heard at the corridor*
"ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall...'

that is a terrible voice

darn it...he's too drunk

*begins hopping on the chair*

Oi!... help me out...i'm all tied up

*Hop, hop, hop*

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

"Hahahahah"
"15 kegs on a dead mans chest yo-hoho and a bottle of rhum"
Drink up boysh!!

Whisky and gin!
Whisky and gin!
Mary McCrady loved whisky and gin!
Yes, she was happy,
And, yes she would say,
"I'll never give my virtue...

More than 7 times a day!!!"


Belly up to the bar amigos......wasturr's buying!

*Little did the Manatee's know that the drink was spiked with Injun magic juice* they all pass out*
*cue James bond music*
"Time to save the girls"

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Wake up kitty time to bail!!!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*mumbles*
such terrible music