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Sovereign002 May 4th, 2007 03:31 AM

The federation of Manatee Hunting Drunks! :nodding:

The Federation of Manatee Hunting Drunks is a large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its cynical population of 23 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 33%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Furniture Restoration and Information Technology.
Meat-eating is frowned upon, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Manatee Hunting Drunks's national animal is the manatee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the cookie.
Manatee Hunting Drunks is ranked 1st in the region and 18,949th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

Lord Rumpuss V May 4th, 2007 09:11 AM

How's about a Dental plan do we get one of those???.

Junk angel May 5th, 2007 01:47 AM

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and marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
Were do I apply fro citizenship :)

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Meat-eating is frowned upon,
This isn't that bad either
Though that steak once a year is nice

wasturr May 5th, 2007 01:53 AM

http://growabrain.typepad.com/growab.../big_joint.jpg

Junk angel May 5th, 2007 02:54 AM

now that's a big one

Fortune May 5th, 2007 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Sovereign002 (Post 3658190)
The federation of Manatee Hunting Drunks! :nodding:

The Federation of Manatee Hunting Drunks is a large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its cynical population of 23 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 33%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Gambling industry, followed by Furniture Restoration and Information Technology.
Meat-eating is frowned upon, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Manatee Hunting Drunks's national animal is the manatee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the cookie.
Manatee Hunting Drunks is ranked 1st in the region and 18,949th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.


Speaking of which, my Nationstate dissolved about a month ago, a good nation Minnesotica was, a good nation indeed.

Tyranny was fun while it lasted.

Sovereign002 May 5th, 2007 03:12 AM

Wanna join me in a manatee hunt, they frolic freely in my many lush forests. I've got the guns, you bring the beer.

Junk angel May 5th, 2007 06:08 AM

just to know, where si your state axactly?
While wasturr might love, I'm not exactly a fan of the wasteland

Lord Rumpuss V May 5th, 2007 09:32 AM

What is this"Love"thing
Can I eat it???

Junk angel May 5th, 2007 10:57 PM

*long sigh*
yes you can


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