Manatees of the internets be gone!

***PC Chipmunk*** · January 18th, 2007

Urgent Message.

Ever since the creation of the internet there has always been an eletronic manatee lurking somewhere, trapped in the great interweb.Since the birth of the great communication sytem they have been here watching us...waiting.They feed on data transfers by wandering the internet looking for suitable areas of high server use..Are they the guardians of the internet? we are not sure.They are said to lurk around sites unnoticed all the time.On rare occasions they may show themselves in your browser.When you download a file you run the risk of downloading a manatee right to your computer which could result in terrible things.

Remember people -They are watching us and waiting for the moment to strike...waiting to hop onto a file and onto your computer.From here they attempt to get placed onto a CD or mp3 player.And from there they attempt to finally manifest themselves to enter the phsycial realm.

The point is...I have my suspicions that there are some manatees lurking in this very forum right now! Going from thread to thread looking for suitable hosts.

They are out there now.

The only way of destroying them is a dangerous task of downloading them and being able to detect that there is a manatee in the file (hard).From here you transfer the digital beast onto a floppy disk, CD , DVD etc.Now you must burn the disc!-Therfore destroying any soul left.

Watch your files.

Pb2Au · January 18th, 2007

Manatees are hawt

***Mastershroom*** · January 18th, 2007

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Originally Posted by pc chipmunk

Urgent Message.

Ever since the creation of the internet there has always been an eletronic manatee lurking somewhere, trapped in the great interweb.Since the birth of the great communication sytem they have been here watching us...waiting.They feed on data transfers by wandering the internet looking for suitable areas of high server use..Are they the guardians of the internet? we are not sure.They are said to lurk around sites unnoticed all the time.On rare occasions they may show themselves in your browser.When you download a file you run the risk of downloading a manatee right to your computer which could result in terrible things.

Remember people -They are watching us and waiting for the moment to strike...waiting to hop onto a file and onto your computer.From here they attempt to get placed onto a CD or mp3 player.And from there they attempt to finally manifest themselves to enter the phsycial realm.

The point is...I have my suspicions that there are some manatees lurking in this very forum right now! Going from thread to thread looking for suitable hosts.

They are out there now.

The only way of destroying them is a dangerous task of downloading them and being able to detect that there is a manatee in the file (hard).From here you transfer the digital beast onto a floppy disk, CD , DVD etc.Now you must burn the disc!-Therfore destroying any soul left.

Watch your files.

Roger that. I'll bring the Forum Militia to Orange Alert.

*Loads harpoon gun*