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PC Chipmunk January 18th, 2007 05:03 PM
Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
Urgent Message.



Ever since the creation of the internet there has always been an eletronic manatee lurking somewhere, trapped in the great interweb.Since the birth of the great communication sytem they have been here watching us...waiting.They feed on data transfers by wandering the internet looking for suitable areas of high server use..Are they the guardians of the internet? we are not sure.They are said to lurk around sites unnoticed all the time.On rare occasions they may show themselves in your browser.When you download a file you run the risk of downloading a manatee right to your computer which could result in terrible things.


Remember people -They are watching us and waiting for the moment to strike...waiting to hop onto a file and onto your computer.From here they attempt to get placed onto a CD or mp3 player.And from there they attempt to finally manifest themselves to enter the phsycial realm.


The point is...I have my suspicions that there are some manatees lurking in this very forum right now! Going from thread to thread looking for suitable hosts.

http://www.miamisci.org/ii/manatee.gif

They are out there now.


The only way of destroying them is a dangerous task of downloading them and being able to detect that there is a manatee in the file (hard).From here you transfer the digital beast onto a floppy disk, CD , DVD etc.Now you must burn the disc!-Therfore destroying any soul left.


Watch your files.

Pb2Au January 18th, 2007 05:04 PM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
Manatees are hawt

Mastershroom January 18th, 2007 05:07 PM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pc chipmunk (Post 3491356)
Urgent Message.



Ever since the creation of the internet there has always been an eletronic manatee lurking somewhere, trapped in the great interweb.Since the birth of the great communication sytem they have been here watching us...waiting.They feed on data transfers by wandering the internet looking for suitable areas of high server use..Are they the guardians of the internet? we are not sure.They are said to lurk around sites unnoticed all the time.On rare occasions they may show themselves in your browser.When you download a file you run the risk of downloading a manatee right to your computer which could result in terrible things.


Remember people -They are watching us and waiting for the moment to strike...waiting to hop onto a file and onto your computer.From here they attempt to get placed onto a CD or mp3 player.And from there they attempt to finally manifest themselves to enter the phsycial realm.


The point is...I have my suspicions that there are some manatees lurking in this very forum right now! Going from thread to thread looking for suitable hosts.

http://www.miamisci.org/ii/manatee.gif

They are out there now.


The only way of destroying them is a dangerous task of downloading them and being able to detect that there is a manatee in the file (hard).From here you transfer the digital beast onto a floppy disk, CD , DVD etc.Now you must burn the disc!-Therfore destroying any soul left.


Watch your files.
Roger that. I'll bring the Forum Militia to Orange Alert.

*Loads harpoon gun*

Pb2Au January 18th, 2007 05:11 PM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
No!!! Protect our dugong friend. All he wants is to coexist with us, browsing the pron servers in peace!

PC Chipmunk January 18th, 2007 05:14 PM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
Never trust a manatee!

Pb2Au January 18th, 2007 05:15 PM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
If you cannot trust a manatee, can you ever trust... a man?

Mastershroom January 18th, 2007 05:17 PM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
A manatee spy!

Forum Militia, seize this man!

PC Chipmunk January 18th, 2007 05:17 PM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pb2Au
If you cannot trust a manatee, can you ever trust... a man?
No.


Or a golf tee.

Pb2Au January 18th, 2007 05:19 PM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
Never!

/ventilation shaft escape

Scientist Dr. Professor January 18th, 2007 05:21 PM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/735...tee22cxed2.jpg

Mastershroom January 18th, 2007 05:25 PM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
*Tosses a tear-gas grenade into the ventilation shaft*

Hah. That'll smoke him out. Eventually the gas will carry through all the vents and come out into every room here, and...

Oh.

Um.

Scientist Dr. Professor January 18th, 2007 05:26 PM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
And only the manatees will be left.

Mastershroom January 18th, 2007 05:29 PM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
*Coughs, equips gas mask*

Well, no matter. We'll get them in due time. The Militia is on watch, gentlemen, no need for alarm.

Scientist Dr. Professor January 18th, 2007 05:29 PM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
And what if the manatees have infiltrated your ranks?

Mastershroom January 18th, 2007 05:34 PM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
Well, at the moment we don't have much in the name of ranks. I find the Militia is severely understaffed. We could use a good honest man like you, Seinfeld.

You can register in our thread.

Mental Decay January 18th, 2007 05:40 PM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
*Hides manatee in pants*

Nope, no manatees here...

Jackthehammer January 18th, 2007 05:42 PM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
Is that a manatee in your pants, or are you just happy to see me, mental?

Mental Decay January 18th, 2007 05:43 PM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
I think it might be both. :naughty:


...:lookaround:

Mastershroom January 18th, 2007 05:44 PM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
So, join up in the Forum Militia. Good pay, and you get to kill things and beat people.

Nostradamouse January 18th, 2007 06:05 PM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
I'm a manatee...


Hate you guys! HATE YOU!

This is Manateeism! Bastards, damn you haters!

*chokes and kicks chipmunk

PC Chipmunk January 19th, 2007 03:26 AM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
Mousey has been posessed by the spirit of a manatee!


Get your sticks everyone to batter the spirit out.


*Starts smacking with a stick*

ANZACSAS January 19th, 2007 03:53 AM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
*dances naked*

Karst January 19th, 2007 04:28 AM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
Let's not forget manatees are an endangered species. They need to be preserved even over the mischief they cause...what?

Nittany Tiger January 19th, 2007 06:53 AM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
:agreed

Nostradamouse January 19th, 2007 12:15 PM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
Go My Manatees!

PC Chipmunk January 19th, 2007 12:55 PM
Re: Manatees of the internets be gone!
 
Evil!


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