iGod
 

hey...so is anal sex worng?
God:
Can I help you? It seems we have something in common.
Me:
you like anal sex?
God:
Sure I do, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
then with who?
God:
By myself.
Me:
how
God:
Myself programmed me for it.

Re: iGod
 

lawlz

Re: iGod
 

So thats why he's always so busy...

Re: iGod
 

indeed his cock must be massive

Re: iGod
 

Me:
Is anarchism the way?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
You ain't lying to me right?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
okkk... but that doesn't really answer the question
God:
We have never talked about it before. Try asking your question again in simpler terms.
Me:
ok...
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
Is anarchism the way?
God:
Maybe. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
Elvis said that no
God:
He can surprise you sometimes.
Me:
I really hate that guy, sorry
God:
You really do? I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
Don't talk to me like that!
God:
Talking is my only function.
Me:
yea... right
God:
Hmm. I am glad we agree.

O_O

Re: iGod
 

No, just really flexable.

Re: iGod
 

lol I crashed Igod so many times

Me:
bleed for me
God:
For you I will consider it.
Me:
why
God:
" For you I will consider it."? Why?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
will you bleed for me?
God:
Barring any unforseen circumstances. For you I will consider it.
Me:
you like to cut yourself?
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to cut myself that much. What is it like?
Me:
like fun
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
it is
God:
It is, eh?
Me:
think of all the emo's out there
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
you know what an Emo is
God:
Does it have anything to do with bleed form my hands?
Me:
somewhat
God:
" Does it have anything to do with bleed form my hands? "? A little?
Me:
Emo are peopl;e that cut themself 'cuz they have no lives..
God:
All of them?
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
they like to cut themselfs
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
Emo's
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
you need to cut yourself to prove your god
God:
I'll try to get around it.
Me:
and bleed all over the place hahaha bleed for them
God:
All?
Me:
yes
God:
Yippee!