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1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks

Jyr'al Nadreth

November 13th, 2006 04:42 AM

Lets try and think up 1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks as he is so annoying 1 death is not good enough(Look in the trek forum for 1000 ways to kill wesley crusher)

1. feed him to the rancor
2.chain him to your ship and chain his tongue to your fighter,take off and find out how log his tongue can really get
3.Get him in a conversation with Wesley Crusher
4.through him in the reactor, wait 2 seconds and you'll have the perfect calamari dish
5.get the Ewoks to spit roast him

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Re: 1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks

November 13th, 2006 05:13 AM

6. Just shoot the damn guy!
7. Make him watch really old movies (Sound of Music, Oklahoma, Wizard of Oz,etc) forever!


Wouldn't 100 be a bit easier to get?

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Re: 1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks

Jyr'al Nadreth

November 13th, 2006 06:10 AM

1000, he has to die 1000 times as in the death of 1000 paper cuts

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Re: 1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks

November 13th, 2006 10:17 AM

a bit spammish... moved.

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Re: 1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks

November 13th, 2006 05:29 PM

^oh great now we have to listen to why this thread "fayles" and is "gay"

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Re: 1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks

November 13th, 2006 05:31 PM

Probably wouldn't have happened if you didn't bump it

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Re: 1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks

November 13th, 2006 05:35 PM

This thread fayles. How gay.

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Re: 1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks

November 13th, 2006 05:38 PM

I have a chipshredder in the backyard. The dogs love homemade dog food.

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Re: 1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks

November 13th, 2006 05:45 PM

Damn. This reminds me of a Star Wars 2 poster from Mad magazine.

"Star Wars 2: The Galaxy Rejoices." It showed Ep 1 Obi Wan decpitation Jar-Jar and all of the Ep 1 characters in the background smiling (this was made shortly after Ep 1).

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Re: 1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks

November 13th, 2006 05:59 PM

#8 Let him fall asleep *ANOES theme song plays*.
#9 Send him to Harlem in a White hood and robe.
#10 Unleash the hordes of Ghengis Khan on the Gungan.
#11 Unleash the hordes of Attilla the Hun on the Gungan.
#12 Put a bounty on him, so that Clint Eastwood could gun him down.
#13 Send him to L.A.
#14 Make him listen to Polka music for 3 hours straight.
#15 Mummify him alive.