1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks
 

Lets try and think up 1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks as he is so annoying 1 death is not good enough(Look in the trek forum for 1000 ways to kill wesley crusher)

1. feed him to the rancor
2.chain him to your ship and chain his tongue to your fighter,take off and find out how log his tongue can really get
3.Get him in a conversation with Wesley Crusher
4.through him in the reactor, wait 2 seconds and you'll have the perfect calamari dish
5.get the Ewoks to spit roast him

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6. Just shoot the damn guy!
7. Make him watch really old movies (Sound of Music, Oklahoma, Wizard of Oz,etc) forever!


Wouldn't 100 be a bit easier to get?

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1000, he has to die 1000 times as in the death of 1000 paper cuts

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a bit spammish... moved.

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^oh great now we have to listen to why this thread "fayles" and is "gay"

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Probably wouldn't have happened if you didn't bump it :p

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This thread fayles. How gay.

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I have a chipshredder in the backyard. The dogs love homemade dog food.

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Damn. This reminds me of a Star Wars 2 poster from Mad magazine.

"Star Wars 2: The Galaxy Rejoices." It showed Ep 1 Obi Wan decpitation Jar-Jar and all of the Ep 1 characters in the background smiling (this was made shortly after Ep 1).

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#8 Let him fall asleep *ANOES theme song plays*.
#9 Send him to Harlem in a White hood and robe.
#10 Unleash the hordes of Ghengis Khan on the Gungan.
#11 Unleash the hordes of Attilla the Hun on the Gungan.
#12 Put a bounty on him, so that Clint Eastwood could gun him down.
#13 Send him to L.A.
#14 Make him listen to Polka music for 3 hours straight.
#15 Mummify him alive.

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#16 Just leave him in the middle of naboo; he can't survive on his own, remember?

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I thought we got over this Jar Jar angst. Guess not.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ead-is-gay.jpg

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#17 death by stoning dead babies.
#18 double dare him to run across I-285 at 3:00 PM on Friday.
#19 Rides the NYC subway alone and unarmed after dark.
#20 Locked in cell with 50 sex-starved hardened convicts.

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21.Take him into a Japanese sushi bar and ask the chef if he needs some fresh calamari

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22. Two words: Chuck Norris.

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23.Take him to a sealife centre and push him in the shark tank
24.Nahhhhh thats too kind,Phirana pool

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#25: Remove his organs while he's still alive. Make sure he stays alive while his organs are being removed until such time that he must die. Sell organs for money or use them on or for yourself.

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make em bring me cold meds until his ankles fall off.. if they can

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27.Give Jar Jar to the Borg and tell them he is perfection
28.Throw him in the sea and wait for a Japanese whaling trwaler to find him
29.Put him on the endagered species list and post a $1,000,000,000 rewawrd for his skin
30.Sell him on EBay
31.Throw him into the Lion area in Longleat Safari Park-maybe the tigers too!!!

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32. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnRwlwdK0AQ

He dies in one of my favorite ways.