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Re: 1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks

November 13th, 2006 07:38 PM

#16 Just leave him in the middle of naboo; he can't survive on his own, remember?

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Re: 1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks

November 13th, 2006 07:58 PM

I thought we got over this Jar Jar angst. Guess not.

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Re: 1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks

November 13th, 2006 08:37 PM

#17 death by stoning dead babies.
#18 double dare him to run across I-285 at 3:00 PM on Friday.
#19 Rides the NYC subway alone and unarmed after dark.
#20 Locked in cell with 50 sex-starved hardened convicts.

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Re: 1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks

Jyr'al Nadreth

November 13th, 2006 08:47 PM

21.Take him into a Japanese sushi bar and ask the chef if he needs some fresh calamari

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Re: 1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks

November 13th, 2006 09:28 PM

22. Two words: Chuck Norris.

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Re: 1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks

Jyr'al Nadreth

November 13th, 2006 10:38 PM

23.Take him to a sealife centre and push him in the shark tank
24.Nahhhhh thats too kind,Phirana pool

3358351

Re: 1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks

November 13th, 2006 11:16 PM

#25: Remove his organs while he's still alive. Make sure he stays alive while his organs are being removed until such time that he must die. Sell organs for money or use them on or for yourself.

3358354

Re: 1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks

November 13th, 2006 11:18 PM

make em bring me cold meds until his ankles fall off.. if they can

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Re: 1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks

Jyr'al Nadreth

November 13th, 2006 11:41 PM

27.Give Jar Jar to the Borg and tell them he is perfection
28.Throw him in the sea and wait for a Japanese whaling trwaler to find him
29.Put him on the endagered species list and post a $1,000,000,000 rewawrd for his skin
30.Sell him on EBay
31.Throw him into the Lion area in Longleat Safari Park-maybe the tigers too!!!

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Re: 1000 ways to kill Jar Jar Binks

November 14th, 2006 03:03 PM

32. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnRwlwdK0AQ

He dies in one of my favorite ways.