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The cool people-without-a-nation thread

Fetter

October 14th, 2006 10:34 PM

Made especially for those of use who dont belong anywhere. Post away, my children! Post!

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Re: The cool people-without-a-nation thread

October 14th, 2006 11:01 PM

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Fetter

October 14th, 2006 11:01 PM

oh, you sick fuck.

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Fetter

October 14th, 2006 11:07 PM

AGGGHHH! BACK SEAT DRIVERS!

It's Christmas we're talkin bout!
No! Beware!
Ill Cover You In Fast Eddies underwear!
Wow! Ill eat your mammies panties!
and tell your mom to come to me
and come to my prom
its in outer space
that’s where my sleigh can fly to
goodbye! Excuse you
Can I come back and say the rest of it?
Its Christmas kids and you’re gonna love it!
Gravy dripping all over me
Christmas is good...
But only when I come to your house
and you’ve been good!
Christmas comes everyone in every neighborhood!
Whoa yeah!
Christmas In Fact
You see Christmas layin’ on its back....
Get Back To Work Bitch!
With me on top
and don’t you ever ever pull the lever that says stop!


Santa cooked your Christmas in his hobbit hole
But why’s it so cold?
X4

Yeah you know....
It is what it is so...
Whoa!
I took a big ol’ dump in a pringles can..
Now I’m wipin’ off my ass!
forget about my hand!
pumped up ready to do it
I get in my sled
my sacks filled with fluid!
Im bringin joy to my elves..
Don’t put it by me
pleasures I wont deny their heiney!
My Armpits will sweat when I see that long-haired elf
coming out of his Corvette
Even though its old
and its got a little scratch
It don’t matter
I just love to lick his patch..
On his chest
You’ll Catch me red-handed!
Douglas! I’m the Christmas Bandit!
Top-soil plant
Don’t you love the taste
of a beaver when it hesitates?

(chorus)

with this christmas you’re going dutch!
But whys it so cold
Get me outta this now!
But Whys it so cold
Let me...rub your back
But Why’s it so cold
You’re gonna make a lot of money kid!
But why’s it so cold?
I’ll invest every bit of love I got!
but why’s it so cold?
I got a toolbox!
But why’s it so cold?
It makes no sense!
But Why’s It so cold?
Fill you up...
With pleasurous nutrients
like a worm has!

(chorus)

Weiner...Ho Ho Ho!
But Why’s It so Cold?

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Re: The cool people-without-a-nation thread

October 14th, 2006 11:12 PM

Is this thread as cool as Fonzie? I say, Nay.

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Re: The cool people-without-a-nation thread

October 14th, 2006 11:13 PM

nothing is as cool as the Fonzie!

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Fetter

October 14th, 2006 11:22 PM

I am. Ha!

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Re: The cool people-without-a-nation thread

October 14th, 2006 11:26 PM

Blasephemy! *Splashes Holy Water* The power of Christ Compels you! The power of Christ compels you!

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Re: The cool people-without-a-nation thread

October 14th, 2006 11:34 PM