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Good night, I gotta get up early so I can go kill some deer tomorrow.

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Please don't kill one for me.

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You better not hurt tom

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ques qu ce?

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Got a doe bout 12:45pm.

First shot (30-06 Remington) at about 200-225 yards broke both hind legs. She was running and jumping, I aimed for the front shoulders. She dragged herself bout 25 yards, easy to track with the blood in the snow. I got up to her and she was still going, so I put on more shot through one ear and out the other (or at least I hoped) but it appears the jaw bone defected the bullet and it went out through her lower jaw, put one more right between the eyes to finish her off.

I hate wounding a deer and having to track it and finish it, I prefer the one-shot-one-kill method but with the wind today, the blowing snow and just some back luck it didn't work out.

She's a big doe though, we'll get plenty of meat in the freezer for this winter.

Still got a buck tag so I'll be out tmrw for another go. If I don't get a buck in rifle season I can use the buck tag to get either a buck or a doe in Flintlock Muzzle loader in late Dec./Early Jan.

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Holly fuck, I missed the part about it being a doe the first time I read that. :lol:

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That must have made for some dandy mental images.

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Day in my life.

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I saw a naked girl, she had shoulder length raven hair; dragging herself through the snow leaving a trail of blood and gore from her mangled legs and whimpering. Stalker, (who in my imagination was a sort of Clint Eastwood looking guy in army fatigues,) walked over slowly and placed the barrel of his gun to the side of her head, she goes quiet doing the BSOD panic thing and he pulls the trigger. Enter a sort of a gurgling scream from her ruined jaw, stage centre; convulsive trembling like a fit. He turns her over with his foot, a sort of exasperated expression on his face, places the barrel between her eyes and blows the back of her head into the snow in a pretty explosion of near black blood.

Oh and there were mental images relating to Stalker's post as well. ;)

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Yeah... that's roughly how it happened, though you forgot the cigar and one liners right before the final shot.

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That was a fun happy story.

Tell another one.

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Yes. Do.

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This one time, at band camp...

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There was this guy, and Stalker raped him with a pineapple

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Hitler?

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Either him or Stalin... One of those grumpy dictators, that is for sure.

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Maybe he was just talking about a time he fell in the creek? Must this forum always be so pessimistic?

I would know. I was watching from the bushes.

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You watched one man rape another????!?!?!

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Has S.T.A.L.K.E.R gotten the stain from the floor yet??

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Thank you quite kindly for ruining my trail mix.

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She'll taste good though...

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Trail mix - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
:confused:

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Trails... hikes. Trail mix, a snack food you take on hikes.

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Meow mix is better.

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I'm a pretty big fan of Chex Mix.

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Strawberry Chex. Mmmmm.

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My cousin got a buck, shot it right in the ass and into the guts. Those are a pain in the ass to gut (proper term is 'field dress' but we just say "gut"...cause, we're hillbillies), with everything being shot to hell and back.

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Yummy lollipop party.

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A Cross the Universe. <3

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A plus sign.

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Spread the sugar, baby.

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Can I spread it on you?

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No.

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I was asking MercZ.

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no.

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Your mom said "no."

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she was echoing my reply to yours

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Don't answer for me.

And yes Crumbs, please do.

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I'll answer for whoever I want, want, want, want.. want.. want. want.

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Aw fuck, pikachu fled.

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It used teleport, the only move it knows.

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Really?

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Well, it can tail wag, tackle, and send some thunder.

And it can give you a nice golden shower.

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bonk

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ceks?

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Is this thread dead yet?

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It would if you were to let it :P

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...

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<3!

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el oh el