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Originally Posted by DavetheFo

http://www.fcps.k12.va.us/StratfordL...ouse-photo.gif

Its a small moose.

Theres a moose loose aboot the hoose!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggus Dickus

Who? The guy on the right?

no...the guy on the left.

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Originally Posted by Großadmiral Dönitz

Hump me Biggus!

:eek:

:lookaround:

:hump:

ROAR

Roar with me now

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Originally Posted by -King-

http://www.ausbonsargent.org/news/wi...ages/moose.JPG
RAWR!

Roar with me for the moose

"You shut up, you fat slug!"

There was a moment's struggle and the glimmering Moose jigged up and down. Ralph leapt to his feet. "Jack! Jack! You haven't got the Moose! Let him speak."

Jacks face swam near him. "And you shut up! Who are you, anyway? Sitting there, telling people what to do. You can't hunt, you can't sing."

"I'm chief. I was chosen"

"Why should choosing make any difference? Just giving orders that don't make any sense"

"Piggy's got the Moose."

"That's right, Favour Piggy as you always do"

"Jack!!"

Jack's voice sounded in bitter mimicry. "Jack! Jack!"

"The Moose!" shouted Ralph, "You're breaking the Moose!"

"Who cares?"

Ralph summoned his wits. "Because the Moose are the only thing we've got!"

"Bollocks to the Moose! We're strong, we hunt! if there's a beast, we'll hunt it down! We'll close in and beat and beat and beat!"