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No more rednecks. I'm going to New Jersey for three weeks. So no more rednecks. My will be pronounced properly! Yeeeeeessssssssssss-ah. Once again I ask that you all pretend to miss me. Hopefully I'll be able to get on some... I think I will. My dad has internet. The only question is if I'll get to use the computer... |
Re: No more rednecks. :wave: |
Re: No more rednecks. My neck was red once. That was the last time I ever used paint :rolleyes: |
Re: No more rednecks. My name is burtram, I am a redneck. All my friends, they call me burt. Hi, burt! All my family from down in texas Make their livin’ diggin’ dirt. Come out here to californy Just to find me some pretty girls. Ones I seen gets me so horny Ruby lips, N’teeth like pearls. Wanna love ’em all. Wanna love ’em dearly. Wann pretty girl, I’ll even pay ... I’ll buy ’em furs. I’ll buy ’em jewelry ... I know they like me. here’s what I’ll say. I’m lonesome cowboy burt. ( speakin’ atcha!) Come smell my fringe-y shirt. ( reekin’ atcha!) My cowboy pants, My cowboy dance, My bold advance. On this here waitress ... He’s lonesome cowboy burt. Don’tcha get his feelings hurt. Come on in this place An’ I’ll buy you a taste. You can sit on my face. Where’s my waitress? Burtram, burtram redneck. Burtram, burtram redneck. I’m an awful nice guy. Sweat all day in the sun. I’m a roofer by trade, Quite a bundle I’ve made I’m unionized roofin’ old Son-of-a-gun. He’s a unionized roofin’ old Son-of-a-gun. When I get off, I get plastered. I drink till I fall on the floor. Find me some communist bastard N’ stomp on his face till he don’t Move no more. He stomps on his face till he don’t Move no more. I fuss an’ I cuss and I keep on drinkin’ Till my eyes puff up an’ turn red. I drool on m’shirt. I see if he’s hurt. Then I kick him again in the head, let’s Kick him again in the head! boys! Kick him again in the head! now! Kick him again in the head! I’m lonesome cowboy burt. ( speakin’ atcha!) Come smell my fringe-y shirt. ( reekin’ atcha!) My cowboy pants, My cowboy dance, My bold advance. On this here waitress ... He’s lonesome cowboy burt. Don’tcha get his feelings hurt. Come on in this place An’ I’ll buy you a taste. You can sit on my face. Where’s my waitress? Opal, you hot little bitch! |
Re: No more rednecks. I love you guys. |
Re: No more rednecks. My flight was cancelled :'( Have to wait until tomorrow. Argh. |
Re: No more rednecks. is he back yet? what happened to the sausages? |
Re: No more rednecks. I got so mad when they cancelled my flight that I ate them. |
Re: No more rednecks. small change of you flying tomorrow then eh |
Re: No more rednecks. Yeah.. the upside is that since they changed it, I don't have to sit and be bored for almost two hours in between flights. |
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U s0und zo c00l mak1nk fun 0f r3dn3cks dood. Whoa. Can I like, b3 in ur gang or something? Hope daddy lets you use the PC so we can chatz onlinez and says tings like LOL and STFU and OMGZ!!! Dat wuld be like so cool. :lolpoint: |
Re: No more rednecks. There may be rednecks, but they can't be as bad as they are here. |
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Why the hatred for southern people? Didn't mommy raise you to respect others? |
Re: No more rednecks. Ha.. I really don't know. I've always loathed the accent. It started when they called me "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine" instead of "Ryan". Then my step-family are all partial rednecks, and expect me to like the things they do (racing, fishing, hunting, trucks, etc etc), and I don't. So I'm sort of looked down on because I'm not like them. :clueless: |
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Maybe dem rednecks don't like your activities either ;) Some of them "rednecks" are good people. But with any groups you have bad apples so don't judge em so harshly. We got dem technical rednecks up here in Jersey, the ones that make lots of money and live just like you do. |
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Re: No more rednecks. w00t. Hopefully I'll actually get on a plan in a few hours so so.. Bye. |
Re: No more rednecks. Have fun, and dont forget to bring me a stick of rock back! |
Re: No more rednecks. o/ . |
Re: No more rednecks. Have you never been to Scarborough? |
Re: No more rednecks. are you kidding me? every wednesday! |
Re: No more rednecks. How about Bournemouth? |
Re: No more rednecks. Monday's mostly |
Re: No more rednecks. Oh my. :vikki: |
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