February 27th, 2006
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| Say hello to my little friend Chief Master Sergeant of the USAF 
Join Date: June 9th, 2004 Location: England Status: Naked Rep Power: 27 |  You know what really grinds my gears?
You know what really grinds my gears?
1. - Clinically insane guys on the street, calling me "bro" and trying to high-five me.
2. - Dumb college bimbos who think a Velvet Underground t-shirt is cool because it has a big yellow banana in upright position.
3.- Cyclists, and I mean those dudes wearing tights and full bike gear who ride up to you at a red light and do the two fingers from the forehead salute like you're both in on something that other people are not.
4. - Hipsters who try really really really hard to look... well... hip, but actually look like poster boys for Urban Outfitters and think Coldplay is Emo. And no, that Iron Maiden shirt does not look cool if you don't know who the hell they are.
5. - Creepy old guys who think Pink Floyd's "Dark side of the Moon" is the greatest album of all time and then whisper/ask you where the nearest sex shop is.
6. - That in over a period of less than two weeks six people have asked me where they can get weed. Do I look like a bloody stoner? Even if I knew, and I do know, I would not tell you. Don't you know you're not supposed to ask strangers where to buy drugs? Only druggies ask shit like that.
7. - Woman with those 4x4 all-terrain jumbo-size baby prams that take up the entire pavement and cause major traffic jams in supermarket aisles.
8. - That everything is "organic" these days. Well , I'll tell you what people, my poop is organic and I don't see it on the shelves at Sainsburys. So there. |
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