ok many a year has the original birthplace of the field mushroom has been ere asked. Well i shall tell thee.
The forbidden plant was brought in by ancient scottish wizards who cast a protective spell over the hinterlands, ye may be asking why these wizards performed such a deed, well that was as the mushgod says, Sloths will bring light to the earth.
Yet when the mushking heard of this darstadly deed, he brought upon the aid of the mechanical mushroom repairers who showing glory in the face of peril, nudged the wizards with their snouts, and they were gone. The mushrooms rejoiced and were protruding from the ground like a small mole and they called upon the help of the mushgod, who replied,
'go my brothers and bring peace to these heretics!'
Remember it my friends, as it will forever be in your hearts...