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Why are we, or at least I, getting these notices now?

:uhoh:
:uhoh:

Because.
The FF conspiracy is upon us.
...yeah.

i have horrible news. you have AIDs. :(

Auto Immune Deficency Syndrome.

AIDS, not AIDs. The whole thing is an acronym. Now, gimmah teh pie.

http://www.myhomecooking.net/apple-pie/apple-pie-2.jpg

Network gaming problem

My buddy and I have been having a problem gaming online. In the past, we tried linking up over the internet, but he was unable to connect to my system. I however had no trouble getting to his, and we were advised that the problem was that I was using a router to distribute my internet connection to three computers, whereas he was connecting directly. Unfortunately, now he's on a network too, and we're unable to connect in either direction. I can't imagine we're the first people to have this problem and I've been advised that it IS possible to make this setup work. We're both fairly tech-savvy and would be willing to make some minor configuration adjustments, but we don't want to have to disconnect our networks each time we want to link up. I'm hoping that somewhere out there is a network genius who will take pity upon a couple of old friends who just wanna meet up online and kill stuff (and each other).

:bows: :bows: :bows: We humbly beseech thee...

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Originally Posted by Torpov

Poor USMA?

maybe?

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Originally Posted by AegenemmnoN

i have horrible news. you have AIDs. :(

Super?

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Originally Posted by USMA2010

Love Me!

love you?

Yes, LOVE ME!

With reputation points. 16 more until three boxes!

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Originally Posted by AegenemmnoN

i have horrible news. you have AIDs. :(

That happened to me once. I turned on the television and it told me, "I'm sorry, you have Clamidia. You must have gotten it from that stripper in Vegas."

Still better than the time I turned on the TV and it said, "This is Evil Kanevil and Chewbacca telling you, 'There's no wrong time to make love!'"

:lookaround:

I'm in for pointless, random story telling in a nice little spam package tonight if you havn't noticed :p

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steakboy

it's funny so please procede with insanity.

I propose this question.

Do you like crabs?

http://learnt.smec.curtin.edu.au/lt/...ages/Crabs.jpg

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Originally Posted by USMA2010

With reputation points. 16 more until three boxes!

You WHORE! You filthy WHORE!

And yes, crabs are awesome.

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Originally Posted by USMA2010

I propose this question.

Do you like crabs?

http://learnt.smec.curtin.edu.au/lt/...ages/Crabs.jpg

that s a horribley ugly sight, though, no doubt i would be out there with a stick killing them for dinner.

Crabs with butter sauce.

Yum.

How about some hawt crab pr0n?
http://littletonsbandb.com/images/crabs.jpg

Why do boys fall in love with girls ?
Dont break this forward
this is so sweet:)
Here are a few reasons
why guys like girls:

1.
They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo

2.
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder

3.
How cute they look when they sleep

4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms

5.
The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world

6.
How cute they are when they eat

7.
The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while

8.
Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside

9.
The way they look good
no matter what they wear

10.
The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth

11.
How cute they are when they argue

12.
The way her hand always finds yours

13.
The way they smile

14.
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight

15.
The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later....

16.
The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them

17.
The way they kiss you
when you say
"I love you"

18.
Actually ...
just the way they kiss you...

19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry

20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly

21.
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt

22.
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)!

23.
The way they say
"I miss you"

24.
The way you miss them

25.
The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them ...
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and
you say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.

*

This chain started in 2002.
It is a love chain letter.
In an hour you are
supposed to send it to
25 people.
Anyway,
send it to 25 people in 1 hour.
Now here
comes the fun part.
You then say
the name of the person
you like or love
and then the person will say
"I love you,"
or
"Will you go out with me?"
NO JOKE!!!!!

NOW
THE CONSEQUENCES

The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter,
you will have bad luck
in future relationships .
If you don't
break the chain,
then you will be a
happy camper!!!

CoNgRatULaTioNs!!

You have been chosen
to participate
in the
LONGEST
and the
LUCKIEST
chain letter on the Internet!
Once you read,
this letter you must
IMMEDIATELY
(meaning within the hour)
be sent to
25
people
After you send it,
make a wish
and it will come
TRUE

YOU MAY NOT WAIT
FOR A CERTAIN TIME
TO SEND IT........ REMEMBER,
IT MUST BE SENT
TO
25
PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR,
OR
YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
TRUE!
If THIS
CHAIN LETTER
IS CONTINUED UNTIL
THE YEAR 2006, IT WILL BE PLACED IN
THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD
RECORDS!

suckers

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Originally Posted by Homer Gonerson

god i want to hurt you so badly im crying with frustration.

omgzomgomgogmgogmogz

mustsendnowwww

Quote:

Originally Posted by AegenemmnoN

god i want to hurt you so badly im crying with frustration.

Give in to your ANGER, for it is all you have left!

Quote:

Originally Posted by AegenemmnoN

god i want to hurt you so badly im crying with frustration.

its bcuz im so dam kewt & ur not

i so r teh kuterestest

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:vikki:
That was sooo written by a woman.

Its the Phantom of the Forums, he's there you see, inside my mind.

You where always my favourite.

*Chandelier falls on top of Aeg*

Lot 666, then: a chandelier in pieces. Some of you may recall the strange affair of the Phantom of the Forums: a mystery never fully explained. We are told ladies and gentlemen, that this is the very chandelier which figures in the famous disaster. Our workshops have restored it and fitted up parts of it with wiring for the new electric light, so that we may get a hint of what it may look like when re-assembled. Perhaps we may frighten away the ghost of so many years ago with a little illumination, gentlemen?

I have a 200 lumen SureFire tactical light attached to a Wilson Combat UT-15 rifle. That good?

laughs in triumph then continues watching wayne's world 2

*watches Family Guy, then dies from laughter* *is raised from the dead to re-die from laughter after watching Aeg get own3d by a chandelier*