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Mr. Matt August 30th, 2005 07:17 AM

'w'
 
Why is the letter W pronnounced 'double-U'? Shouldn't it be pronnounced 'double-V' instead? I mean, this is a double-U: UU. This is a double-V: VV. Which one looks more like a W? The VV, of course.

And why don't we start doubling-up some more letters to make the English language even more complicated than it already is? We could have AAs, BBs, and most importantly of all, DDs!

LET'S KILL SOME PEOPLE AND MAKE IT HAPPEN! AGGH!

http://www.gidesigns.net/images/pine...or-knocker.jpg

Biggus Dickus August 30th, 2005 07:25 AM

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Once again, the French people are right. As usual.

Truce August 30th, 2005 07:29 AM

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It's pronounced like that to annoy people.

Lord Wiener August 30th, 2005 07:29 AM

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shut your french trap, Biggus! :D

Germans pronounce it "veh", where the v is a soft one, like in vehicle.

Biggus Dickus August 30th, 2005 07:35 AM

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Actually, I'm not surprised that the "double-u" comes from a country where people are driving on the wrong side of the road...Oh, and the German...I'd prefer to NOT talk about them.

*Soviet.Power August 30th, 2005 07:43 AM

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me thinks it comes from the whole Latin thing, what with the v's being u's and shizzle (like Nordicvs' username)

Biggus Dickus August 30th, 2005 07:49 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by *Soviet.Power
me thinks it comes from the whole Latin thing, what with the v's being u's and shizzle (like Nordicvs' username)

English language has not precisely some latin roots... :lookaround:

Mr. Matt August 30th, 2005 07:50 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by *Soviet.Power
me thinks it comes from the whole Latin thing, what with the v's being u's and shizzle (like Nordicvs' username)

Fucking Romans ruin everything! So what, Vs were Ws, Us, AND 5s? What kind of morons would come up with something like that? Let's get them!

Nordicvs August 30th, 2005 07:53 AM

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ha ha! :moon:

Long live Rome!

-Ghost- August 30th, 2005 07:54 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Matt
Why is the letter W pronnounced 'double-U'? Shouldn't it be pronnounced 'double-V' instead? I mean, this is a double-U: UU. This is a double-V: VV. Which one looks more like a W? The VV, of course.

And why don't we start doubling-up some more letters to make the English language even more complicated than it already is? We could have AAs, BBs, and most importantly of all, DDs!

LET'S KILL SOME PEOPLE AND MAKE IT HAPPEN! AGGH!

http://www.gidesigns.net/images/pine...or-knocker.jpg

Those pinecone explosives are quite lethal.

*Soviet.Power August 30th, 2005 07:54 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Matt
Fucking Romans ruin everything! So what, Vs were Ws, Us, AND 5s? What kind of morons would come up with something like that? Let's get them!


Time for ye olde Celtic invasion!!

Biggus Dickus August 30th, 2005 07:56 AM

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Let's kill the Roman!!! Oh wait, it's already done. Well...Let's kill the English!!!!

Mast3rofPuppets August 30th, 2005 07:57 AM

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Dubbel V

*Soviet.Power August 30th, 2005 08:05 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggus Dickus
Let's kill the Roman!!! Oh wait, it's already done. Well...Let's kill the English!!!!

You want to try killing Mr. Matt?? I would'nt even go within 20 miles of his house unless I was insane!

Master of Reality August 30th, 2005 08:17 AM

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I just finished off a 4 pack of Newcastle Brown, and now a mate brought over a 4 of Murphy's.

:sillyme:

Biggus Dickus August 30th, 2005 08:19 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by *Soviet.Power
You want to try killing Mr. Matt?? I would'nt even go within 20 miles of his house unless I was insane!

He has a house? :eek: I always thought he lived in a cave or whatever...

Master of Reality August 30th, 2005 08:20 AM

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Unless 'house' really means 'ditch at the side of the road'

Biggus Dickus August 30th, 2005 08:30 AM

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Indeed.

Revenge August 30th, 2005 08:46 AM

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Slimy Cheese!

*Soviet.Power August 30th, 2005 08:46 AM

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howdy reven

Biggus Dickus August 30th, 2005 08:47 AM

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I can't believe you killed that topic so fast. Topic killers. Bah.

*Soviet.Power August 30th, 2005 08:50 AM

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erm.......happy hour??

Biggus Dickus August 30th, 2005 08:52 AM

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:hump:

*Soviet.Power August 30th, 2005 08:53 AM

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:beer:

Revenge August 30th, 2005 09:52 AM

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Revenge August 30th, 2005 09:52 AM

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^ what I can remember of the French alphabet pronounciations I 'learnt' six years ago.

Revenge August 30th, 2005 09:53 AM

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damn new page!

*Soviet.Power August 30th, 2005 09:53 AM

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ha!

Revenge August 30th, 2005 09:54 AM

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70741 p\/\/ |\| 4g3

*Soviet.Power August 30th, 2005 09:55 AM

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if you say so.....

Nittany Tiger August 30th, 2005 10:46 AM

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In the Spanish Alphabet, W is Double V.

V = "ve"
W = "double ve" = Double V.

Ahh, the power of 2. 2 U's (or V's) are better than 1.

Honestly, maybe double U looks like double V because a true double U looks like a pair of boobs, and the English wouldn't want people laughing at that everytime they write something. (That would make some really funny stories, though).

UU

See for yourself. (If this is considered pornographic, please delete as I don't want to violate any of the forum guidelines by accident).

Flash525 August 30th, 2005 10:53 AM

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More Like This...

A - ay
B - be
C - se
D - de
E - ee
F - ef
G - je
H - heygh
I - ey
J - jay
K - kay
L - el
M - em
N - en
O - oow
P - pe
Q - ku
R - ar
S - es
T - te
U - yu
V - ve
W - double-u
X - ex
Y - why
Z - zed

Weird..... and we came from who, the Saxons i think it was... (Roman then Saxons, then tones of other languages) - Who actually invented English?

Nittany Tiger August 30th, 2005 11:21 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SupaStarAsh
More Like This...

A - ay
B - be
C - se
D - de
E - ee
F - ef
G - je
H - heygh
I - ey
J - jay
K - kay
L - el
M - em
N - en
O - oow
P - pe
Q - ku
R - ar
S - es
T - te
U - yu
V - ve
W - double-u
X - ex
Y - why
Z - zed

Weird..... and we came from who, the Saxons i think it was... (Roman then Saxons, then tones of other languages) - Who actually invented English?

No, I was referring to the spanish alphabet. I forgot to mention, though, that all of the vowels are short in pronounciation.

So really, V = va (with a long a). But in spanish, it would be V = ve (with a short e).

Here is the spanish alphabet (remember, all vowels are short):

a - ah
b - be
c - ce
ch - che
e - e (pronounced like the long a in english).
f - efe
g - he
h - hache (or ache. H's are always silent in spanish. Except for in front of a c, it really doesn't need to be in the alphabet).
i - i (pronounced like a long e, but the vowel itself is short when in words)
j - je (or hay in english)
k - k
l - ele

ll - elle (or aya, with all of the a's long).
m - eme
n - ene

ñ - eñe (in english, enyay).
o - oh
p - pe
q - cu (coo, with oo as in cool)
r - ere
rr - erre (rr is the rolled r, which I have a ton of trouble pronouncing)
s - ese
t - te
u -
oo
v - ve
w - double ve
x - equis
y - i griega
z - ze

(note: Red letters denote letters that used to be in the Spanish Alphabet, but were taken out a few years ago).

Flash525 August 30th, 2005 11:23 AM

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oh right, well... i just decided to give everyone the english version then :p

Fortune August 30th, 2005 11:50 AM

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Well uh.. my name starts with a W , weither that be a VV or a UU, my name starts with a W! w00tsiccles *Parades ring out in all cities across the globe other than in Kansas*

Jeffro August 30th, 2005 12:59 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Wiener
shut your french trap, Biggus! :D

Germans pronounce it "veh", where the v is a soft one, like in vehicle.


Wie schmeckt meine bohnen?


Und...


Wie fehlen meine mannshaft?

CorT August 30th, 2005 01:16 PM

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Mrr. Matt is insaane.

Fortune August 30th, 2005 03:54 PM

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WWhat iis CCort TTalking aabout ??

Ensign Riles August 30th, 2005 04:07 PM

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I've been ranting about the letter "W" since fourth grade and no one took me seriously. Glad to see people here are a bit more understanding. :p

-Ghost- August 30th, 2005 04:48 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jedihunter
WWhat iis CCort TTalking aabout ??

II ddon't kknow, JJedihunter!

Revenge August 31st, 2005 11:38 AM

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X = eeks
Y = eegret
Z = zed

Aha! My phamalphabet is complete!1!1

Flash525 August 31st, 2005 01:17 PM

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WWhat iis ggoing oon??

Biggus Dickus August 31st, 2005 01:31 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ensign Riles
I've been ranting about the letter "W" since fourth grade and no one took me seriously.

I'm surprised if this is surprising you.... :p
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ensign Riles
Glad to see people here are a bit more understanding. :p

You were joking here, right?

Biggus Dickus August 31st, 2005 01:42 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Reven
Y = eegret

:nono:

HubbaBubba August 31st, 2005 09:47 PM

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WWWWWWhat the...?

Yannick September 1st, 2005 02:01 AM

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:lurk:

Mr. Matt September 1st, 2005 02:41 AM

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What? I don't care about this anymore. I'm into pandas now. I have the attention span of a newt. Oohhh... newts!


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