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My crack team of scientists, whom all live in a small corner of my mind, have finally given me an answer to an age old question:

How do I take over the world in the most unlikely way possible?

My first and only step is to control the world market of spatulas. Yes. Spatulas. Why?

Because... if I control spatulas, I control the flipping of pancakes. If I control pancakes, I control lumberjacks. If I control lumberjacks, I control the trees. If I control trees, I control air. If I control air, I control the world.

NOW BOW BEFORE MY MIGHTY SPATULA EMPIRE!

http://jpatokal.iki.fi/photo/travel/...tula_Giant.JPG

Than you shall go the way of the Spork, and be destroyed for the good of mankind.

Lies. I declare a jihad on your false empire.

I declare fatwa!

A fatwa calling for the banning of all jihads!

i flip my pancakes freestyle :D

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

Mounties:
He cut down trees, he eat his lunch
He go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he go shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?!
Suspenders...and a bra?!

...He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

...He's/I'm a lumberjack and he's/I'm OK
He/I sleep all night and he/I work all day.

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Originally Posted by Crimmond

I declare fatwa!

A fatwa calling for the banning of all jihads!

You seem to have me there.

damn.

Now... MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

Mmmm.... a dish as delicious as I am evil.

[i]OMG!!!!!!!!!!!111111111223345567888954[/]

i just invented the worlds best sammich

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Originally Posted by Crimmond

Now... MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

$10.

That's like $0.0001, so... no.

Damn. He knows exchange rates too!

Hahahaha
i dont know what you guys are talking about. :lol:

but,
about taking over the world:

Brain: are you thinking what im thinking Pinkie?
Pinkie: i think so Brain, but where can we find a tortoise and a bucket of ice cubes at this hour?

Hahaha
i dont get that either,. :moon:

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Than you shall go the way of the Spork, and be destroyed for the good of mankind.

But the Spork was for the good of mankind...

And a nice convo Exerpt... Alpha-Zero =Crimond...

Quote:

(15:21:36) AlphaZero: I shall rule by Spatula!
(15:22:14) (SeVeReD) 'Give me Novacaine.': Nevar!
(15:22:34) AlphaZero: FATWA!
(15:22:37) (SeVeReD) 'Give me Novacaine.': I already have the trees, the bow to my immensely huge... Wood.
(15:23:02) AlphaZero: But I command the Lumberjacks! ANd they're ok!
15:23
(15:23:25) (SeVeReD) 'Give me Novacaine.': And they also love my immensley huge wood... :naughty:
(15:24:04) AlphaZero: They love to chop your immensly huge wood with axes
(15:24:16) AlphaZero: and cut it with saws
(15:24:20) AlphaZero: and chippers
(15:24:35) (SeVeReD) 'Give me Novacaine.': But only after I HAVE THEIR MINDS!
(15:25:11) AlphaZero: NEVER! Trees cannot beat the power of the Pancake, whome I control with my power over spatulas!
(15:25:59) (SeVeReD) 'Give me Novacaine.': But, The combination of me and my wood could eat all pancakes and erase them from existence.
(15:26:45) AlphaZero: Not when Bisquik is mone as well!
(15:26:51) AlphaZero: mine*
(15:27:08) (SeVeReD) 'Give me Novacaine.': But no one likes bisquick...
(15:27:18) AlphaZero: They shall learn
(15:27:30) AlphaZero: and you whall be hated for robbing the world of pancakes
(15:27:50) (SeVeReD) 'Give me Novacaine.': No they will not, and they will not revolt Or my immensely huge wood will tell the trees to quit providing Air

The rest of the convo between me and Sev:

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(SeVeReD) 'Give me Novacaine.' says:
No they will not, and they will not revolt Or my immensely huge wood will tell the trees to quit providing Air

Who plays BFV? says:
Never

(SeVeReD) 'Give me Novacaine.' says:
always

Who plays BFV? says:
For I shall have me legions of l;umberjacks rob you of your wood

Who plays BFV? says:
and your head! MWAHAHA!

(SeVeReD) 'Give me Novacaine.' says:
But my wood, Is All powerful, Everyone get's on their knees and bow to it.

Who plays BFV? says:
Not men with axes and chainsaws

Who plays BFV? says:
for thw Shwartz is with them

(SeVeReD) 'Give me Novacaine.' says:
But My wood's head, is the power that protects my head...

(SeVeReD) 'Give me Novacaine.' says:
*thinks this just took a turn for the worse*

Who plays BFV? says:
ANd guess what? It's getting posted.

(SeVeReD) 'Give me Novacaine.' says:
omfg.

(SeVeReD) 'Give me Novacaine.' says:
you bastard!

I love you too crimm, but where is the part where you wanted to see the powers of my wood for yourself?

XD This thread is hilarious!!

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XD This thread is hilarious!!

Only because I am in it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeVeReD

I love you too crimm, but where is the part where you wanted to see the powers of my wood for yourself?

I'm afraid that's only in your perverted fantasy.

Quote:

I'm afraid that's only in your perverted fantasy.

And, so what? :p