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My crack team of scientists, whom all live in a small corner of my mind, have finally given me an answer to an age old question:

How do I take over the world in the most unlikely way possible?

My first and only step is to control the world market of spatulas. Yes. Spatulas. Why?

Because... if I control spatulas, I control the flipping of pancakes. If I control pancakes, I control lumberjacks. If I control lumberjacks, I control the trees. If I control trees, I control air. If I control air, I control the world.

NOW BOW BEFORE MY MIGHTY SPATULA EMPIRE!

http://jpatokal.iki.fi/photo/travel/...tula_Giant.JPG

Than you shall go the way of the Spork, and be destroyed for the good of mankind.

Lies. I declare a jihad on your false empire.

I declare fatwa!

A fatwa calling for the banning of all jihads!

i flip my pancakes freestyle :D

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

Mounties:
He cut down trees, he eat his lunch
He go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he go shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?!
Suspenders...and a bra?!

...He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

...He's/I'm a lumberjack and he's/I'm OK
He/I sleep all night and he/I work all day.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimmond

I declare fatwa!

A fatwa calling for the banning of all jihads!

You seem to have me there.

damn.

Now... MAKE ME A SAMMICH!