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FX-Fragger July 16th, 2005 01:41 AM

The death of a friend......
 
You have to read this... a horrible trom has occured.

It was a Wednesday... the rain was thick, like a blind date, and I was once again walking to my favorite liquor store for a bottle of Ridge brand Zin. The store was empty that day... like a ghost town on holliday, and there were only two lonley employees working. One of them was a lankely twenty-something named paul... he's my favorite. He gave me 16% discounts on most red wines, and had a wicked attuiude that reminded me of myself back in the day. I broused the California section, looking for a suitable red wine for the evening... but then, out of nowhere a very fat, quite strange lady came out of nowhere. She was wearing a red dress, humming a tune that sounded faintly like the Beatles. I approached her and asked her what she was shopping for. She said It was a rainy day and she wanted nothing more than a red wine to go with supper, so I suggested the Ridge Zin. She said she had never had it, but I explained that it was simply fantastic and that if she was looking for a zinfendale to go with any kind of pork that it would be a killer combo.

It was just then that I heard a loud crack... like that of a small cannon going off in a hallway. Paul was screaming... I lept across the room to see what had happened. But when i saw him he was covered with blood. His hand wan missing, and you could clearly see his bone just portruding through his skin. My f**king God I said, What had happened? But he seemed too incoherent to speak, the blood loss was amazing. I called 911 and the cops came within what seemed like seconds. I turned to the fat lady screaming, "what kind of messed up world are we living in????" It seems that terrorists had hidden a M1 explosive in one of the Merlots... and that poor Paul had been the victim. Blood was everwhere... the store was covered. I looked for a towel but there was nothing, so I tore off my shirt to cover the mess. The medics then took over, but I was reeling. Holy shit... what has happened to this world, i thought... the blood covering my entire body.

As the sirens cryed I made my way to the door. A policeman stopped me on the way asking my name. I was too stunned to awnser any words... I only nodded and pushed past... this was true tragedy. Yet as I reached the door I noticed the fat lady, crying as she smoked her Moroboro ciragette... I reached out to pat her on the back, but she acted as if she didnt even feel it. And as I made my way to the parking lot I cried... true tears of sorrow, for I had seen Hell. Hell, just as real as any movie, and poor Paul lay dead in the middle. Sure I made it out alive, but I wish I hadnt. The visions of that dark day will haunt me for the rest of my life. I am a broken man, sprayed with chards of broken glass, and blood. My God... what will become, what will become if this horrible secne???

A few days later i get a call, it is the fat lady. She wanted to talk about the incodent. I tell her all the bullshit things about fate and the like, but she doesnt buy it, so I ask her why she really called. She babbles, about death and love... says she wants to have sex with me... but i just hang up on her. After all, she is just another fat girl, and that Paul guy is already dead and nobody gives a shit about him.


I pick up a revolver and put it to my head... "click"... but no bang... I forgot to load the chamber. And so I went to my computer.

beef flaps July 16th, 2005 01:46 AM

Re: The death of a friend......
 
Paragraphs r ur friend.

no sayin?

FX-Fragger July 16th, 2005 01:53 AM

Re: The death of a friend......
 
in no way..... is this,,,,,

beef flaps July 16th, 2005 02:06 AM

Re: The death of a friend......
 
that poor bottle of innocent Merlot :bawl:

FX-Fragger July 16th, 2005 02:10 AM

Re: The death of a friend......
 
but the poor shop keep.... it was horrible

beef flaps July 16th, 2005 02:12 AM

Re: The death of a friend......
 
bah. blood is cheaper than good wine.

ToXiC Hawk July 16th, 2005 02:12 AM

Re: The death of a friend......
 
Hmm, I believe it all exepct for the gun part. :lookaround:


Sorry, though. That's fucking terrible. :cort:

FX-Fragger July 16th, 2005 02:18 AM

Re: The death of a friend......
 
[sigh....

beef flaps July 16th, 2005 02:20 AM

Re: The death of a friend......
 
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ToXiC Hawk July 16th, 2005 02:30 AM

Re: The death of a friend......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by FX-Fragger
[sigh....


I mean the fact that your freind got blown up. :(

FX-Fragger July 16th, 2005 11:08 AM

Re: The death of a friend......
 
dont worry about... its not like any of it really happened.

these are just the results of too much liquor and an itch to type

fun though, eh?

Pb2Au July 16th, 2005 11:26 AM

Re: The death of a friend......
 
How can any of you believe this happened? It's farfetched AND in Spamming Forums

ToXiC Hawk July 16th, 2005 01:44 PM

Re: The death of a friend......
 
I dunno.

FX-Fragger July 16th, 2005 02:25 PM

Re: The death of a friend......
 
He has a point...

CHAKA July 16th, 2005 02:28 PM

Re: The death of a friend......
 
People who thought this happened make baby Jesus cry. He's written it like a cheap Sam Spade novel, ffs.

FX-Fragger July 16th, 2005 03:38 PM

Re: The death of a friend......
 
Thats called booze writing...

Shadow Child July 16th, 2005 05:03 PM

Re: The death of a friend......
 
Okay, that story is just sick. Are you serious? If you made this up then, wow. If not, then sorry about your friend.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. July 16th, 2005 07:07 PM

Re: The death of a friend......
 
i like pie

FX-Fragger July 17th, 2005 12:59 AM

Re: The death of a friend......
 
No, no... it is quite unreal. Make no mistake.
Thinkof it was the drunked cousin of Gonzo styling.

-Heretic- July 17th, 2005 03:11 AM

Re: The death of a friend......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
i like pie

you cant like pie. you lie.


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