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-Ghost- June 21st, 2005 04:17 PM

The Trial
 
Ghost-/Madcat says:
Gentlemen, we are here to discuss the fate of the Forum Militia
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
What are we to do with Krieg?
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
Hear, hear!
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. says:
WOO!
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
I have already demoted him to Watch Officer, and STALKER has sent him to a week-long reform program at Donutz's house.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. says:
if that doesnt effect him, nothing will
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
If that doesn't give him the message, then he is too far gone to the UN.
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Hmm

ZΛmΛm€€ just sent you a Nudge!

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. says:
Runt9 is developing new artillery, progress seems good
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
woohoo
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
Yes, I saw that.
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
I *forms fist* believe that he should *raises fist* do something about Krieg! *puts fis through desk*
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
*fist

You have just sent a Nudge!

ZΛmΛm€€ says:
We wouldn't...kill him?
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
Surely we can do nothing beyond what Donutz can do in a week?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Hmm
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Someone throw them in a convo together for "reforment"
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. says:
Krieg has rebutted...shall we invite him to plead his case?
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. says:
http://forums.filefront.com/showpost...&postcount=166
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Who has his MSN?
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. says:
DurrellJones2004@hotmail.com
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
I don't deal with the lower ranks personally
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
I got it

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ZΛmΛm€€ says:
Welcome, Krieg
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
We are here to discuss your adverse activities in the Forum Militia.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. says:
Welcome
Durrell-..................... says:
oh
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Welcome indeed
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. says:
Case #1, now in session
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
At the moment, our consideration is to send you to Donutz's house for one week.
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
We will allow you to plead you case though
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
You have been called forth to plead your case.
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
I will send for Donutz to witness the hearings...

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ZΛmΛm€€ says:
Donutz, you have been called to witness the trial of Krieg der Sterne, for charges of high crimes against the Forum Militia.

You have just sent a Nudge!

ZΛmΛm€€ just sent you a Nudge!

ZΛmΛm€€ says:
And STALKER, set your status off of Away, it's taking up space on my screen...
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. says:
Donutz is "busy".... :-\
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Hmm
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
Lol...
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
He shall still see the hearing
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
D'oh!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Just at a later time
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. says:
the stupid thing is SUPPSE to shut off auto
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
I have an idea
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
At the conclusion of this session, I will post the logs in the thread.
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
If you wish
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
*nods head in aquesience*
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. says:
Agreed...you can edit out the stuff like.... OMG!!! i lek DA Pie!!!921918!
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
I think we may require a more...active...witness.
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Hmmm
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
Let's take a vote on who to bring in.
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Durrell, are you still with us?
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
I vote Dread.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. says:
There is ToXic HaWk...and Steakboy that i have
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
No Hawk
Durrell-..................... says:
*stands up in court room* yes
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Drea would go "wtf" and leave
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
Probably...
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
I should explain ahead of time
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
Perhaps teh AzH?
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. says:
You gots some splanen to do!!!
Rob/Dönitz says:
= /
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. says:
DONUTZ!
Durrell-..................... says:
AzH? .......................................
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
YOu have been called forth to Witness
Rob/Dönitz says:
the forum militia must go down!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Because AzH will get angry
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
Now hold on!
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. says:
you are a witness...
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
Yes, indeed.
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
In the trial of Krieg
Rob/Dönitz says:
*spits on floor*
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
You have been chosen Donutz
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
To help reform Durrell
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. says:
If Krieg is found guilty...he is given to YOU for one week to do as you see fit
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
You are here to witness the trial, be part of the jury.

Jakob/Dread has been added to the conversation.

-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Get your Gestapo avatar out
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
Welcome, Jury Member #2
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. says:
I still like Pie...no matter what the outcome
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
I'm...glad to hear it.
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Durrell, it is almost time to pleda your case, have you come up with a defence?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
*plead
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
Wait...
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
we have an even # of jury...that's not right
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
We need one more.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. says:
one of the voices in my head can be a jury
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
We, the Forum Militia shall be the prosectors

runt9@4texas.net has been added to the conversation.

-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Durrell shall defend himself
Jakob/Dread says:
or i can count for two
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. says:
Runt9, you are a jury member in this case
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
Now we have runt9, that's fine
Durrell-..................... says:
i ready
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Excellent
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
The court is now...in SESSION
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
Let the hearings commence! *bangs gavel*
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
The defendant, Krieg der Sterne, is being charged with attempting to undermine the Overwatch Command.
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
The prosecution claims that he set up an unauthorized alliance with NATO. This led to an attack on Militia troops.
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
Defendant, present your case. You may bring one attorney into the conversation.
Durrell-..................... says:
who?
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
Your choice.
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
You may pick one of us, I suppose
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
But we all have bias, it would invalidate the whole trial!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Hmm
Durrell-..................... says:
i thinking
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. says:
I must leave....i will review said "logs" of case #1, Forum Milita High Council VS. Krieg when i return...
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
Understood.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. has left the conversation.

Durrell-..................... says:
i want Großadmiral Dönitz
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
He's with the jury
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
And he is also a witness
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
and he may be your administrator of punishment if you are guilty
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
Let's see...

Red Menace has been added to the conversation.

ZΛmΛm€€ says:
Is this your attorney?
Durrell-..................... says:
No
Red Menace says:
Ghost, the PAIN!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:

ZΛmΛm€€ says:
I suggest Inyri to be your lawyer.
Red Menace says:
I know it was you!
Durrell-..................... says:
ok
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
It is of no consequence who it was

Inyri has been added to the conversation.

-Ghost-/Madcat says:
But you are now a witness, Red Menace
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
Inyri, you have been chosen to be Krieg's defense attorney
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
And a member of the Jury
Red Menace says:
Oh, this
Inyri says:
I'm a what?
Inyri says:
Who's Krieg?
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
You help Durrell present his case.
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
The person on trial
ZΛmΛm€€ says:
brb
Inyri says:
Oh... what's he on trial for?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
I ask for a review of the case for new people here
Inyri says:
I should get a review since I'm the lawyer...
Red Menace says:

Red Menace says:
So what am I doing here?
Jakob/Dread says:
the jury calls for a recess while the counsel for the defence is preparing the case (be back in three minutes)
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Excellent
Durrell-..................... says:
sighs
Red Menace says:
What is this!??!?!?!?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Krieg is on trial for High Crime against the Forum Militia
Inyri says:
Am I counsel for the defense...?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Yes
Inyri says:
/confuzzled
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
He has been seen dealing with NATO, and the UN
Inyri says:
What's the poor sap done?
Inyri says:
NATO!
Inyri says:
/gasp
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
And overall undermining our authortiy
Inyri says:
How can I defend this person? He's been conspiring with NATO!
Red Menace says:
Can I be 'Bull'
Red Menace says:
?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Stop confusing a simple matter
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Upon everyone's return, the trial shall commence
Red Menace says:
Can I be 'Bull'?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
*sigh* FINE
Red Menace says:
Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon from Night Court?
Red Menace says:
sweet that show was hawt!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Then change your name accordingly
Red Menace says:
no
Red Menace says:
Im in the witness protection prgram
-Ghost-/Madcat says:

-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Ok then
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Durrel, Inyri, do you have a case defence planned?
Inyri says:
You haven't told me what's going on yet, home fry.
Red Menace says:
GO ADOLF GO ADOLF! GO GO GO!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
...
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
I have
Durrell-..................... says:
Who is Lord Durrell
Red Menace says:
how is 'bull'?
Red Menace says:
*who
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
You
Durrell-..................... says:
No!!!!1
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Silence! I will have order in this court!
Red Menace says:
OMG dont say that, they will know its me!
Jakob/Dread says:
the jury has returned.
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Sit down Mr. Durrell, or I will place you in contempt!
Inyri says:
Dread is the entire jury...?
Durrell-..................... says:
*sits down*
Red Menace says:
I guess I am too
Inyri says:
Oh, well that's good.
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Red, Runt9, and Dread are the jury
Inyri says:
Not that I don't like Danes...
Inyri says:
Great danes are fun
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
I'm no Dane
Inyri says:
Good thing I wasn't referring to you.
Red Menace says:
I like waffles...belgium waffles
-Ghost-/Madcat says:

Inyri says:
Belguim waffles... haha
Inyri says:
Who was that? I know I said it, but who was I making fun of...?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
I feel that we are losing sight of this trial
Durrell-..................... says:
..........................
Red Menace says:
I blame the Dane! the defense rests!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
So...I shall flex my political muscle
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Krige
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
You are hereby
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Found
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
...
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
...
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
...
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
...
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
...
Red Menace says:
stick with me Durrel, I got this one in the bag!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
..
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
GUILTY of all charges of conspiracy and treason
Red Menace says:
good then its a jury, ass
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
You shall be punished by spending 1 WEEK at Donutz house, and be subject to his ministrations
Red Menace says:
you have no power you just keep order!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
I do
Red Menace says:
ph00l! trial by jury!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
I am the lord commander of the Forum Militia
Inyri says:
The defense requests leniency, your honor!
Red Menace says:
Trial by jury!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:

Red Menace says:
you lose ph00l!
Jakob/Dread says:
...
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Prepare an adequete defence then!
Inyri says:
I can't! >.<
Red Menace says:
Durrel, request trial by jury
Durrell-..................... says:
yes
Red Menace says:
Ha, you lose Ghost!
Inyri says:
I'd like to plead insanity, your honor.
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
I cannot lose you fool
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Insanity?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
How so?
Red Menace says:
You cant convict him either
Inyri says:
He's obviously insane.
Inyri says:
Duh.
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Hmmm
Red Menace says:
Im not on trial!
Red Menace says:
But yes, Im insane!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Durrell, have you, or do you have a history of insanity?
Durrell-..................... says:
No
Red Menace says:
*whisper* "say yes"
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Then how can the defence plead for insanity?
Red Menace says:

Inyri says:
Because I said so, or not elf pr0n.
Inyri says:
no*
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Hmmm
Red Menace says:
ITS OVER SUCKA!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
A good arguement, and one that shall be taken into consideration
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Although I feel that this is abuse of power!
Inyri says:
If you don't acquit him I will not be dressing up in any revealing armor, nor participating in any elf pr0n!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:

Red Menace says:
It seems this is a trial by judge, why is the jury here? oh because durrel asked for a trial by jury!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
You have no defence!
Jakob/Dread says:
err, why am i here again?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Jury
Red Menace says:
Jury
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
/witness
Red Menace says:

Durrell-..................... says:
......................
Jakob/Dread says:
so...
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
We seem to constantly be losing focus
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Inyri has made her defence
Red Menace says:
Innocent!
Jakob/Dread says:
which was what?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Durrell has said nothing, I call Durrell to the stand!
Red Menace says:
Innocent!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Now Durrell, is it true that you have had dealings with NATO and the UN?
Durrell-..................... says:
No.Someone who was a ex member of our group told me to it will be a thing to join NATO
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
http://www.thecommonwealth.org/Share...UN-Sec-Gen.jpg
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
We have EVIDENCE!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Of your meetings with the UN
Red Menace says:
But thats not him!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Yes, yes it is
Red Menace says:
thats SG and Koffi Annan
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
He is obviously the man on the RIGHT
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
In disguise to prevent Forum Militia agents from tracking him
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
It failed, obviously
Red Menace says:
But thats the Secretary General of the UN Koffi Annan
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
It is of no matter
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
It is Durrell in disguise
Red Menace says:
He has been SG longer then Durrel has been alive
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
It is of NO CONSEQUENCE
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
It is HIM
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
In disguise
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
We have multiple photos
Red Menace says:
I would like another

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-Ghost-/Madcat says:
http://www.iisd.ca/2002/wssd/pix/11mbeki.jpg
Red Menace says:
That’s a different person entirely!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
http://www.muslimwakeup.com/mainarch.../royall300.jpg
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
We have MULTIPLE photos
Red Menace says:
He isnt even black!
Durrell-..................... says:
the last time i talked to the UN i saw Lord Durrell wearing our unifrom that was 12 weeks ago
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
http://www.waveofdestruction.org/pho...lief/9jan1.jpg
Red Menace says:
Well seeing as how you dont have the right man in the court room now, this is Durrel, not the Lord Durrel you speak of, so this should be a mistrial!
runt9 | I once thought life was fun, but now, I am less naive. I now know life sucks. says:
sorry, i been playing something
Red Menace says:
yourself?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
We do Red Mencae
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
We do
Red Menace says:
No you dont Durrel what is your name?
runt9 | I once thought life was fun, but now, I am less naive. I now know life sucks. says:
so is this the orgy squad?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
http://xtramsn.co.nz/homepage2/image...228744,00.jpeg
Red Menace says:
yes
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Look at him damnit!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
LOOK AT THE EVIL INTENTIONS!
Red Menace says:
Durrel you name please!
runt9 | I once thought life was fun, but now, I am less naive. I now know life sucks. says:

Durrell-..................... says:
DurrellJones
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
http://www.christiantoday.com/files/...0_0930pic2.jpg
Red Menace says:
Do you know a Lord Durrel?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
See, we have many photos
runt9 | I once thought life was fun, but now, I am less naive. I now know life sucks. says:
well, i'm kinda busy, i'll get back to ya'll

runt9 | I once thought life was fun, but now, I am less naive. I now know life sucks. has left the conversation.

-Ghost-/Madcat says:
http://www.thinkandask.com/images/annan-china.jpg
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
THAT is the condeming photo right there
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
It shows the suspect obviously chatting with NATO/UN members
Red Menace says:
Oh crap, commies! COMMIES!
Durrell-..................... says:
No but, I seen him talking to the NATO and UN and that rumor that he is talking to U.S.S.R. leaders as well

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Red Menace says:
So you are not Lord Durrel?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Upon Inyri's departure, Red Menace is switched to Defense
Red Menace says:
I thought I always was
Red Menace says:
Durrel, you are not Lord Durrel then?
Durrell-..................... says:
No I not Lord Durrell
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
We still have evidence of DURRELL'S dealings
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
http://www.thinkandask.com/images/annan-china.jpg
Red Menace says:
So you couldn’t possibly him, the man in question then could you?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
The condeming evidence
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
http://www.thinkandask.com/images/annan-china.jpg
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
You are on the left
Durrell-..................... says:
i don't like China
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Red Menace, this is obvious
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
And condeming
Red Menace says:
Well he doesnt like China so that obviously isnt him
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
It has to be
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
It's the black man
Red Menace says:
nope, he doesnt like China, why would he deal with them.
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
The enemy of my enemy is my friend
Jakob/Dread says:
i would like the closing remarks to fall soon.
Red Menace says:
Even though you have shown mulitiple pictures of different people which is which?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
http://www.thinkandask.com/images/annan-china.jpg
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
That is him
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
The man of the left
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
The BLACK man
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Quite condeming
Durrell-..................... says:
China is trying to sell Lord Durrell WMD's
Red Menace says:
but you have shown us a picture of another black man and a man who wasnt black, and then a white man, you dont know what you are talking about
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
It is of no consequence
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
They are Durell's various disguises
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
He prefers being black, when he can, hence the great number
Red Menace says:
two
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Yes, TWO black men
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
*startled gasps are heard*
Durrell-..................... says:
what?
Red Menace says:
two out of four isnt a large number
Jakob/Dread says:
ami required to say anything here?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Yes
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
At the end
Red Menace says:
no, you dont really even have to be here
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
You need to help decide the verdict
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Two is enough, Red, ENOGUH!
Jakob/Dread says:
i don't have all night you know...
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
He has already shown himself to be black TWICE
Red Menace says:
and white and muslim
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
But black is the majority!
Durrell-..................... says:
i ask the jury to move the trial to different date
Red Menace says:
two out of four is not the majority
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
It is compared to merely 1 of the other races
Red Menace says:
how does he just change race?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Disguises
Red Menace says:
how?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Surgery
Red Menace says:
I think the jury would like to know how?
Red Menace says:
Surgery all these times? Do you have medical records?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
If Michael Jackson can go from White to black, then so can the suspect
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
*black to white
Durrell-..................... says:
huh????????/
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
We are not certain which "form" he is in now
Red Menace says:
that took many years
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
It's a new kind of surgery
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
http://www.thinkandask.com/images/annan-china.jpg
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
LOOK at him, man!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Look at the devilish smile!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
The fat, evil looking Asian man!
Red Menace says:
thats five now, five different people and how can he be two people in one picture?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
He isn't
Jakob/Dread says:
2 mins and the hury ajourns.
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
I am saying that he is obviously dealing with an evil man
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Hence his guilt
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
It is APPARENT
Red Menace says:
He doesnt know that man, do you Durrel?
Durrell-..................... says:
no
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
The suspect is lying
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
http://www.thinkandask.com/images/annan-china.jpg
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
He is OBIVIOUSLY conversing with a one, Jima Aborjama
Red Menace says:
He is under oath, he woulnt lie
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
A one JIMA ABORJAMA!
Red Menace says:
Jiang Zemin, you dont even know who he is!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
You lie, defence
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
JIMA ABORJAMA
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
That is the man's name
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
And he shall henceforth be called that
Durrell-..................... says:
sighs
Red Menace says:
His name in on the picture!
Jakob/Dread says:
closing remarks please, and i'm outta here.
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
THAT is a falsehood
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
CLosing remarks Red Mencae
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
*Menace
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Closing Remarks
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
We the persecution are NOT incompetant
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
A JIMA Aborjama was seen interacting with one suspect
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
http://www.thinkandask.com/images/annan-china.jpg
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
We shall rap up soon Dread
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
*wrap
Red Menace says:
Durrel doesnt know what you are talking about and was in Aruba during the times in question, hookers will confirm it, he doesnt like China, eat muffins in bed and loves the Danish people, Dutch too. And also last but not least was in Aruba as said before, buying Elven porn for Ghost, which I hear is real good shit.
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
That is preposterous
Red Menace says:
However ture!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Durrel is guilty because of THIS picture:
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
http://www.thinkandask.com/images/annan-china.jpg
Red Menace says:
He was in Aruba
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
He is interacting with one JIMA ABORJAMA
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
And this condems him
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
That conversation
Jakob/Dread says:
are those your final remarks?
Red Menace says:
Aruba
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Along with the various pictures we have shown of his UN/NATO interactions
Red Menace says:
He likes the Danes, loves them, Dutch too
Durrell-..................... says:
yep
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
That is outrihgt FLATTERY!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
*outright
Red Menace says:
Jealous?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Yes, but that's not the point
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
The defence has been trying to BRIBE me!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:

Red Menace says:
Nope
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
This shows the weakness in their arguemnts
Jakob/Dread says:
i'm not getting any younger over here...
Red Menace says:
I was in Aruba too
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
He has been sending me PICTURES!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
And currency!
Red Menace says:
No currency
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
He does not deny the pictures
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
I name the defence as CORRUPT
Jakob/Dread says:
...
Red Menace says:
I was in Aruba
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Dread, what are your thoughts on the matter?
Red Menace says:
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Inyri has an...interesting arugment
Red Menace says:
That he is insane?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
No, the other one
Red Menace says:
Elf porn?
-Ghost-/Madcat says:

Jakob/Dread says:
not guilty.
Red Menace says:
^ see he was demanding bribes!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
NOT GUILTY?!
Red Menace says:
IN YO FACE!
Red Menace says:
HAND, FACE!
Red Menace says:
FACE, HAND!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
This man is in collabortation with one JIMA ABORJAMA!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
This is a farce!
Jakob/Dread says:
the prosecution has troubles establishing the identity of the perons depicted in the evidence.
Red Menace says:
Shake it, shake it like a picture!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
I am the judge here anyway
Red Menace says:
You dont even know what you are
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
I do
Red Menace says:
I WIN!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Just like I know who JIMA ABORRJAMA is
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
And that you were interacting with him!
Red Menace says:
Too late Jury has decided, you lose, see ya Durrel, you free man, enjoy China
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
JIMA ABORJAMA man!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
JIMA ABORJAMA!
Red Menace says:
Its over
Red Menace says:
you lose
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
No
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
I am the judge, whatever this may seem
Red Menace says:
the jury is dimissed *strikes gavel*
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
And the Jury is only advising me
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
I say that the suspect is.....
Red Menace says:
Its a trial by Jury the jury decides, ph00l
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
GUILTY
Red Menace says:
nope
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
*FOrum MIlitia troops pour into the room*
Red Menace says:
Durrel, just leave the convo
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
*The soldiers arrest many people, including the defence*
Red Menace says:
Durrel, leave the convo!
Red Menace says:
TAKE THAT!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
*Durrel is approached by several soldiers*
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
He doesn't seem to be leaving
Red Menace says:
DURREL! GO!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
*Durrel is handcuffed by the soldiers*
Red Menace says:
leave the convo!
Red Menace says:
the court is corrupt!
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
*The soldiers beat Durrell, then throw him in the back of an armored truck*
Durrell-..................... says:
time slows downs what should i do
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
*The truck drives off to prison*
Red Menace says:
leave the convo
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
It's too late
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
You slowed down time IN the truck
Red Menace says:
for the love of gawd
Jakob/Dread says:
the jury has spoken
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
*The jury is ushered out of the room*
Jakob/Dread says:
*the jury has left the room*

Jakob/Dread has left the conversation.

Durrell-..................... says:
Leaves the room
Red Menace says:
Durrel, convo, leave
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
*Everyone else not Forum MIlitia is slaughtered*
Red Menace says:
nope
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Report to Donutz's house Durrell
-Ghost-/Madcat says:
Meeting ajourned
Red Menace says:
DURREL! LOOK AT THE BALL! *throws ball out of convo* GO GET IT!

Rob/Dönitz has left the conversation.

Durrell-..................... says:
runs to get ball
Red Menace says:

ToXiC Hawk June 21st, 2005 04:20 PM

Re: The Trial
 
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Red Menace June 21st, 2005 04:21 PM

Re: The Trial
 
Red Menace says:

exit the damn convo


Red Menace says:

File>close

Durrell-..................... has left the conversation.

Red Menace says:

HAHAHAHAHAHA HE GOT AWAY!

Nemmerle June 21st, 2005 04:36 PM

Re: The Trial
 
*Gets around half way down*
Damn, how much more of this shit is there?

War Hawk June 21st, 2005 04:36 PM

Re: The Trial
 
Good morning, Worm your honor.
The crown will plainly show
The prisoner who now stands before you
Was caught red-handed showing feelings
Showing feelings of an almost human nature;
This will not do.
Call the schoolmaster!

I always said he'd come to no good
In the end your honor.
If they'd let me have my way I could
Have flayed him into shape.
But my hands were tied,
The bleeding hearts and artists
Let him get away with murder.
Let me hammer him today?

Crazy,
Toys in the attic I am crazy,
Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my marbles away.
Crazy, toys in the attic he is crazy.

You little shit you're in it now,
I hope they throw away the key.
You should have talked to me more often
Than you did, but no! You had to go
Your own way, have you broken any
Homes up lately?
Just five minutes, Worm your honor,
Him and Me, alone.

Baaaaaaaaaabe!
Come to mother baby, let me hold you
In my arms.
M'lud I never wanted him to
Get in any trouble.
Why'd he ever have to leave me?
Worm, your honor, let me take him home.

Crazy,
Over the rainbow, I am crazy,
Bars in the window.
There must have been a door there in the wall
When I came in.
Crazy, over the rainbow, he is crazy.

The evidence before the court is
Incontrivertable, there's no need for
The jury to retire.
In all my years of judging
I have never heard before
Of someone more deserving
Of the full penaltie of law.
The way you made them suffer,
Your exquisite wife and mother,
Fills me with the urge to defecate! "Hey Judge! Shit on him!"

Since, my friend, you have revealed your
Deepest fear,
I sentence you to be exposed before
Your peers.
Tear down the wall!

Red Menace June 21st, 2005 04:40 PM

Re: The Trial
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nemmerle
*Gets around half way down*
Damn, how much more of this shit is there?

Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

Nemmerle June 21st, 2005 04:41 PM

Re: The Trial
 
Where in the hell are you from anyway private?

Red Menace June 21st, 2005 04:48 PM

Re: The Trial
 
Sir, Texas, Sir!

Nemmerle June 21st, 2005 04:51 PM

Re: The Trial
 
Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Tell me Private, do you suck dicks?

Red Menace June 21st, 2005 04:56 PM

Re: The Trial
 
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

Nemmerle June 21st, 2005 05:06 PM

Re: The Trial
 
God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see.

Red Menace June 21st, 2005 05:10 PM

Re: The Trial
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nemmerle
God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see.

:nodding: One of the best speeches in the movie.

Master of Reality June 21st, 2005 05:13 PM

Re: The Trial
 
You guys have too much time on your hands...

CorT June 21st, 2005 05:24 PM

Re: The Trial
 
the forum milita are posers =o

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. June 21st, 2005 06:57 PM

Re: The Trial
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Master of Reality
You guys have too much time on your hands...

I left....i had to go 30 miles to get a $4.56 piece of metal so my Jeep's Brakes would work.....

War Hawk June 21st, 2005 07:32 PM

Re: The Trial
 
:cry:
No one recognized the pink floyd...:(

Nemmerle June 21st, 2005 07:34 PM

Re: The Trial
 
Firstly I don't like pink floyd and secondly I ain't sorting through all that shit to find the pink floyd.

Admiral Donutz June 21st, 2005 08:24 PM

Re: The Trial
 
trials are fun!

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. June 21st, 2005 08:27 PM

Re: The Trial
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Großadmiral Dönitz
trials are fun!

I bet Krieg isnt saything that right now.... :donitz:

runt9 June 21st, 2005 09:14 PM

Re: The Trial
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nemmerle
Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Tell me Private, do you suck dicks?


ahem?! what'd you say you fucking asshole?! I'm from texas you bastard. next time you make a remark like that, you will find your mom bagged and gagged and raped by my big hairy donkey. :0wned:

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. June 21st, 2005 09:18 PM

Re: The Trial
 
dont pay attention to Nem....hes stupid...pay attention to the PIE...the PIE beckons to YOU!!! OOOOOA AAHHHHH OOOO...



DUDE...dont take anything said in here seriously

TheMirage June 21st, 2005 09:31 PM

Re: The Trial
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by runt9
ahem?! what'd you say you fucking asshole?! I'm from texas you bastard. next time you make a remark like that, you will find your mom bagged and gagged and raped by my big hairy donkey. :0wned:


it from a movie ste00pid.

Red Menace June 21st, 2005 09:36 PM

Re: The Trial
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMirage
it from a movie ste00pid.

:0wned:

Zab June 21st, 2005 09:49 PM

Re: The Trial
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by runt9
ahem?! what'd you say you fucking asshole?! I'm from texas you bastard. next time you make a remark like that, you will find your mom bagged and gagged and raped by my big hairy donkey. :0wned:

There are a few reasons why that will never happen:

1. You're 12.
2. This is the internet
3. You're 12
4. You're stupid.
5. You're from Texas
6. Since you're from Texas, you're an inbred hick
7. Since you're such an inbred hick none of that is possible
8. You don't own a donkey
9. Did I mention you're from Texas?
10. This is a forum

So, reasons 1-10 explain why your statement is so foolish. How did you get on a computer? Thought Texas was farther behind in the technology curve. Anyways, stop making statements like that until your balls drop.

MoreGun89 June 21st, 2005 10:21 PM

Re: The Trial
 
NOOO!! I DIDN'T GET A SAY!?!?! :bawl:

runt9 June 22nd, 2005 12:32 AM

Re: The Trial
 
1. your mom is gay
2. your dad is gay
3. you are gay
4. if you think texas is full of inbred hicks then you must live in a cave
5. my neighbor owns a donkey that lets me use it time and again
6. texas pwns you
7. yes, this is a forum, so what
8. you're gay
9. your family is gay
10. if brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to power an ant's motercycle around the outside of a penny
11. my balls are dropping and yes, puberty is a bitch like everyone says.
12. i've had my own comp since i was 6 and started sharing one with my bro when i was 4.
13. YOU'RE FUCKING GAY YOU RICH NORTHERN BASTARD YOU!!! :0wned: :0wned: :0wned:


P.S. The pie has been eaten and there is non left for you stalker. :p

AegenemmnoN June 22nd, 2005 12:52 AM

Re: The Trial
 
Chorus: All my ex's live in Texas,
And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be.
But all my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.
Rosanna's down in Texarcana; wanted me to push her broom,
And sweet Ilene's in Abilene; she forgot I hung the moon,
And Allison in Galveston somehow lost her sanity,
And Dimples who now lives in Temple's got the law lookin’ for me.

Repeat Chorus:

I remember that old Frio river where I learned to swim.
And it brings to mind another time where I wore my welcome thin.
My transcendental meditation, I go there each night,
But I always come back to myself long before daylight.

Repeat Chorus:

Some folks think I'm hidin',
It's been rumored that I died,
But I'm alive and well in Tennessee.

Zab June 22nd, 2005 01:15 AM

Re: The Trial
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by runt9
1. your mom is gay
2. your dad is gay
3. you are gay
4. if you think texas is full of inbred hicks then you must live in a cave
5. my neighbor owns a donkey that lets me use it time and again
6. texas pwns you
7. yes, this is a forum, so what
8. you're gay
9. your family is gay
10. if brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to power an ant's motercycle around the outside of a penny
11. my balls are dropping and yes, puberty is a bitch like everyone says.
12. i've had my own comp since i was 6 and started sharing one with my bro when i was 4.
13. YOU'RE FUCKING GAY YOU RICH NORTHERN BASTARD YOU!!! :0wned: :0wned: :0wned:


P.S. The pie has been eaten and there is non left for you stalker. :p

Yes. They're gay! That's why they got married and had kids! Wow. Did your dad have sex with a horse, oh excuse me, hooker---and end up with you? He must've jizzed on a monkey or something. You're real smart. Did anyone ever tell you that? Or has no learned to read and write in your trailer park yet? Your future is bright at an Exxon/Mobil gas station. I'll make sure to leave the the bathroom nice so your job won't be so hard, when I drive through Texas and give it one big middle finger. Louisiana is so much nicer anyways.

Texas, "pwns" me?

Texas is a shitty state. Period. What does it have going for it? George W. Bush? Shit, that's a laugh. Only Texas could've given us such a douche bag. (who btw is by far the biggest example of texas stupidity to walk the face of this earth) Wait, Texas has given us something good...4 of the fattest cities in the nation! Oh wait, that's not good, that just means our hard earned tax dollars in the non-donkey fucking states go towards helping your fat asses around. "Everything is bigger in texas" is right on the fucking money.

But what about, 'Remember the Alamo'. Reality check---the Mexicans beat the shit out of you there. Then you say, "but we won that war!". Yes, it's not really that hard to beat up Mexico. It's like beating up someone that's retarded. But guess what? Without the USA, you would've gotten beat up by that retarded little nation named Mexico. Texans, tough? You're big and fat, but not tough. Just stupid. You decided to pick a fight with the North. Then you got your asses handed to you. Dumbfucks shouldn't start fights. They just end up back where they started, a dumbfuck. I liken it to the cycle you live in. The trailer park. Your daddy's daddy was a donkey fucking hick who worked at a gas station. So was your daddy, and so you are destined to become.

Always remember your roots, you have a neighbor who has a donkey who lets you "use" it time and again. Well, I guess I'll wish you good luck to you and your new wife---I hope you produce some more retarded and obese Texans.

If you're illiterate and don't know how to read such long paragraphs(You're a Texan, so it's most likely true)---I'll summarize it for you.

Texas. Sucks.

Go on, back to the babe forum where you can try and act like a man and hide away from daddy's touch, sad little fuck.

runt9 June 22nd, 2005 02:26 AM

Re: The Trial
 
there are a few words to describe you since you probably are too stuck up to read a page full of info. Snotty stuck-up cockwhore. You're so stuck up that i could jam a 50 foot rod up your ass and it still wouldn't come out your head. i did read that whole paragraph, my life plans are to get a PhD in Software Design while you are flipping patties in your sad little mcdonalds, i will agree with you on bush. he is a stupid little greedy asshole who only does what daddy tells him, like invading iraq to finish the war that his daddy started. but that's beside the point. now crawl back in your bear cave and hope it gets drowned by a tidal wave or destroyed by an earthquake you motherfucking cocksucking slut whore bitch.

Zab June 22nd, 2005 11:29 AM

Re: The Trial
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by runt9
there are a few words to describe you since you probably are too stuck up to read a page full of info. Snotty stuck-up cockwhore. You're so stuck up that i could jam a 50 foot rod up your ass and it still wouldn't come out your head. i did read that whole paragraph, my life plans are to get a PhD in Software Design while you are flipping patties in your sad little mcdonalds, i will agree with you on bush. he is a stupid little greedy asshole who only does what daddy tells him, like invading iraq to finish the war that his daddy started. but that's beside the point. now crawl back in your bear cave and hope it gets drowned by a tidal wave or destroyed by an earthquake you motherfucking cocksucking slut whore bitch.

The Texan can write! Oh Lordie! How the hell could I not read a page? I just wrote you a full fucking page douche. How am I stuck up? For calling your ignorant ass out on a stupid comment? For bashing your arrogant Texan attitude on this forum? Nah, I think that's just normal, because there are certain people who need to be put back in their place. They're called ass clowns, and check this, you're on of them.

Quote:

my life plans are to get a PhD in Software Design while you are flipping patties in your sad little mcdonalds
Real fucking original Einstein. Refer to my last post.

My previous post hit right on the money I take it because you tried copying it.

Quote:

now crawl back in your bear cave and hope it gets drowned by a tidal wave or destroyed by an earthquake you motherfucking cocksucking slut whore bitch.
How the fuck did you come up with that? Did your trailer park have a town meeting and come up with that? Looks like a big steaming pile of shit. "you motherfucking-cocksucking-slut-whore-bitch"? Was your logic that if you cram enough swear words together into one gigantic word that it would have more of an effective. Guess what moron, it just made you look like a asinine little bitch.

There's one thing you should appluad yourself on, you can read and write. That's something no one else in your trailer park can do.

Go back to your sandbox, or watering hole in your backwater trailer. That's where you belong.

Nemmerle June 22nd, 2005 11:49 AM

Re: The Trial
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by runt9
ahem?! what'd you say you fucking asshole?! I'm from texas you bastard. next time you make a remark like that, you will find your mom bagged and gagged and raped by my big hairy donkey. :0wned:

1. You're on the other side of the planet.
2. Tracking me down would prove extraordinarily difficult.
3. In England people like you get off the boat and wake up a week latter in an alley, drenched in the cheapest local rot-gut, stripped of all your clothes, with no money and this burning pain in your arse. I hardly think there's something to fear.
4. Unlike in America you would not get the mercy of death and would instead rot in jail for twenty odd years.
5. You're a Texan so 4 probably hadn't occurred to you.
6. This house is full of sharp pointy objects you might 'fall onto'.
7. the transport costs for the donkey alone would be outside the realm of a twelve year old.
8. It's from a movie arsehole. Get out once in a while.

I could go on but I think 8 is enough really. You don't even have a snowball's chance in hell of ever getting here and even if you did get here you'd turn up in an alley drenched in piss and cheap drinks having been fucked up the arse and left crying for mummy. That said assuming you somehow managed to find me or my family you'd tragically fall on something pointy in an awful accident.
Get out, see a movie once in a while, travel broadens the mind, yo! Maybe then you'll be less likely to take offence at things others consider a joke, hell you might even develop a backbone.

Red Menace June 22nd, 2005 11:57 AM

Re: The Trial
 
You can't be put to death until you are a legal adult in the USA. :(

LIGHTNING [NL] June 22nd, 2005 11:57 AM

Re: The Trial
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by runt9
there are a few words to describe you since you probably are too stuck up to read a page full of info. Snotty stuck-up cockwhore. You're so stuck up that i could jam a 50 foot rod up your ass and it still wouldn't come out your head. i did read that whole paragraph, my life plans are to get a PhD in Software Design while you are flipping patties in your sad little mcdonalds, i will agree with you on bush. he is a stupid little greedy asshole who only does what daddy tells him, like invading iraq to finish the war that his daddy started. but that's beside the point. now crawl back in your bear cave and hope it gets drowned by a tidal wave or destroyed by an earthquake you motherfucking cocksucking slut whore bitch.

Aren't you a little young for the internet?

SpiderGoat June 22nd, 2005 12:18 PM

Re: The Trial
 
ONTOPIC: Since when are you a year older than me Lightning?

OFFTOPIC:

NATO W00t

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. June 22nd, 2005 01:52 PM

Re: The Trial
 
this is turning into a melee slugfest!!!

LIGHTNING [NL] June 22nd, 2005 02:42 PM

Re: The Trial
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SpiderGoat
ONTOPIC: Since when are you a year older than me Lightning?

Uhm, since you were born?

SpiderGoat June 22nd, 2005 02:45 PM

Re: The Trial
 
:lookaround:

TheMirage June 22nd, 2005 06:37 PM

Re: The Trial
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by runt9
there are a few words to describe you since you probably are too stuck up to read a page full of info. Snotty stuck-up cockwhore. You're so stuck up that i could jam a 50 foot rod up your ass and it still wouldn't come out your head. i did read that whole paragraph, my life plans are to get a PhD in Software Design while you are flipping patties in your sad little mcdonalds, i will agree with you on bush. he is a stupid little greedy asshole who only does what daddy tells him, like invading iraq to finish the war that his daddy started. but that's beside the point. now crawl back in your bear cave and hope it gets drowned by a tidal wave or destroyed by an earthquake you motherfucking cocksucking slut whore bitch.


yes, you're really the bright one aren't you?


this is not the melee runt, thus it is not the place for this f*ckfest. Kindly take this where it belongs. All of you, please.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. June 22nd, 2005 06:40 PM

Re: The Trial
 
he isnt worthy of the melee.....typical 12 year old

runt9 June 22nd, 2005 07:13 PM

Re: The Trial
 
you know what. this has happened many times, i just don't know when to walk away. well, to all of ya'lls happiness, i am not posting in this thread once more. yes, i am a little dumbass who never faces problems in the face, but that's who i am. yes, you're probably a smart ass crackhead, but that's who you are. goodbye and good riddance.


P.S. The closest movie theatre is 20 miles away and i never see any movies worth going all that way to see.

AegenemmnoN June 22nd, 2005 07:26 PM

Re: The Trial
 
holy crap- CLOSED!


Full Metal Jacket is older than you Runt, you should rent it.


enough of this crap, keep it where it belongs.


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