The Trial

[Nemmerle]

Originally Posted by runt9

ahem?! what'd you say you fucking asshole?! I'm from texas you bastard. next time you make a remark like that, you will find your mom bagged and gagged and raped by my big hairy donkey.

1. You're on the other side of the planet.
2. Tracking me down would prove extraordinarily difficult.
3. In England people like you get off the boat and wake up a week latter in an alley, drenched in the cheapest local rot-gut, stripped of all your clothes, with no money and this burning pain in your arse. I hardly think there's something to fear.
4. Unlike in America you would not get the mercy of death and would instead rot in jail for twenty odd years.
5. You're a Texan so 4 probably hadn't occurred to you.
6. This house is full of sharp pointy objects you might 'fall onto'.
7. the transport costs for the donkey alone would be outside the realm of a twelve year old.
8. It's from a movie arsehole. Get out once in a while.

I could go on but I think 8 is enough really. You don't even have a snowball's chance in hell of ever getting here and even if you did get here you'd turn up in an alley drenched in piss and cheap drinks having been fucked up the arse and left crying for mummy. That said assuming you somehow managed to find me or my family you'd tragically fall on something pointy in an awful accident.
Get out, see a movie once in a while, travel broadens the mind, yo! Maybe then you'll be less likely to take offence at things others consider a joke, hell you might even develop a backbone.

[Red Menace]

You can't be put to death until you are a legal adult in the USA.

[LIGHTNING [NL]]

Originally Posted by runt9

there are a few words to describe you since you probably are too stuck up to read a page full of info. Snotty stuck-up cockwhore. You're so stuck up that i could jam a 50 foot rod up your ass and it still wouldn't come out your head. i did read that whole paragraph, my life plans are to get a PhD in Software Design while you are flipping patties in your sad little mcdonalds, i will agree with you on bush. he is a stupid little greedy asshole who only does what daddy tells him, like invading iraq to finish the war that his daddy started. but that's beside the point. now crawl back in your bear cave and hope it gets drowned by a tidal wave or destroyed by an earthquake you motherfucking cocksucking slut whore bitch.

Aren't you a little young for the internet?

[SpiderGoat]

ONTOPIC: Since when are you a year older than me Lightning?

OFFTOPIC:

NATO W00t

[S.T.A.L.K.E.R.]

this is turning into a melee slugfest!!!

[LIGHTNING [NL]]

Originally Posted by SpiderGoat

ONTOPIC: Since when are you a year older than me Lightning?

Uhm, since you were born?

[SpiderGoat]

[TheMirage]

Originally Posted by runt9

there are a few words to describe you since you probably are too stuck up to read a page full of info. Snotty stuck-up cockwhore. You're so stuck up that i could jam a 50 foot rod up your ass and it still wouldn't come out your head. i did read that whole paragraph, my life plans are to get a PhD in Software Design while you are flipping patties in your sad little mcdonalds, i will agree with you on bush. he is a stupid little greedy asshole who only does what daddy tells him, like invading iraq to finish the war that his daddy started. but that's beside the point. now crawl back in your bear cave and hope it gets drowned by a tidal wave or destroyed by an earthquake you motherfucking cocksucking slut whore bitch.

yes, you're really the bright one aren't you?


this is not the melee runt, thus it is not the place for this f*ckfest. Kindly take this where it belongs. All of you, please.

[S.T.A.L.K.E.R.]

he isnt worthy of the melee.....typical 12 year old

[runt9]

you know what. this has happened many times, i just don't know when to walk away. well, to all of ya'lls happiness, i am not posting in this thread once more. yes, i am a little dumbass who never faces problems in the face, but that's who i am. yes, you're probably a smart ass crackhead, but that's who you are. goodbye and good riddance.


P.S. The closest movie theatre is 20 miles away and i never see any movies worth going all that way to see.