ahem?! what'd you say you fucking asshole?! I'm from texas you bastard. next time you make a remark like that, you will find your mom bagged and gagged and raped by my big hairy donkey.
ahem?! what'd you say you fucking asshole?! I'm from texas you bastard. next time you make a remark like that, you will find your mom bagged and gagged and raped by my big hairy donkey.
There are a few reasons why that will never happen:
1. You're 12.
2. This is the internet
3. You're 12
4. You're stupid.
5. You're from Texas
6. Since you're from Texas, you're an inbred hick
7. Since you're such an inbred hick none of that is possible
8. You don't own a donkey
9. Did I mention you're from Texas?
10. This is a forum
So, reasons 1-10 explain why your statement is so foolish. How did you get on a computer? Thought Texas was farther behind in the technology curve. Anyways, stop making statements like that until your balls drop.
1. your mom is gay
2. your dad is gay
3. you are gay
4. if you think texas is full of inbred hicks then you must live in a cave
5. my neighbor owns a donkey that lets me use it time and again
6. texas pwns you
7. yes, this is a forum, so what
8. you're gay
9. your family is gay
10. if brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to power an ant's motercycle around the outside of a penny
11. my balls are dropping and yes, puberty is a bitch like everyone says.
12. i've had my own comp since i was 6 and started sharing one with my bro when i was 4.
13. YOU'RE FUCKING GAY YOU RICH NORTHERN BASTARD YOU!!!
P.S. The pie has been eaten and there is non left for you stalker.
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i am not a goth, nor am i a worshipper of satan, i just had too much :beer:
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Chorus: All my ex's live in Texas,
And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be.
But all my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.
Rosanna's down in Texarcana; wanted me to push her broom,
And sweet Ilene's in Abilene; she forgot I hung the moon,
And Allison in Galveston somehow lost her sanity,
And Dimples who now lives in Temple's got the law lookin’ for me.
Repeat Chorus:
I remember that old Frio river where I learned to swim.
And it brings to mind another time where I wore my welcome thin.
My transcendental meditation, I go there each night,
But I always come back to myself long before daylight.
Repeat Chorus:
Some folks think I'm hidin',
It's been rumored that I died,
But I'm alive and well in Tennessee.
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1. your mom is gay
2. your dad is gay
3. you are gay
4. if you think texas is full of inbred hicks then you must live in a cave
5. my neighbor owns a donkey that lets me use it time and again
6. texas pwns you
7. yes, this is a forum, so what
8. you're gay
9. your family is gay
10. if brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to power an ant's motercycle around the outside of a penny
11. my balls are dropping and yes, puberty is a bitch like everyone says.
12. i've had my own comp since i was 6 and started sharing one with my bro when i was 4.
13. YOU'RE FUCKING GAY YOU RICH NORTHERN BASTARD YOU!!!
P.S. The pie has been eaten and there is non left for you stalker.
Yes. They're gay! That's why they got married and had kids! Wow. Did your dad have sex with a horse, oh excuse me, hooker---and end up with you? He must've jizzed on a monkey or something. You're real smart. Did anyone ever tell you that? Or has no learned to read and write in your trailer park yet? Your future is bright at an Exxon/Mobil gas station. I'll make sure to leave the the bathroom nice so your job won't be so hard, when I drive through Texas and give it one big middle finger. Louisiana is so much nicer anyways.
Texas, "pwns" me?
Texas is a shitty state. Period. What does it have going for it? George W. Bush? Shit, that's a laugh. Only Texas could've given us such a douche bag. (who btw is by far the biggest example of texas stupidity to walk the face of this earth) Wait, Texas has given us something good...4 of the fattest cities in the nation! Oh wait, that's not good, that just means our hard earned tax dollars in the non-donkey fucking states go towards helping your fat asses around. "Everything is bigger in texas" is right on the fucking money.
But what about, 'Remember the Alamo'. Reality check---the Mexicans beat the shit out of you there. Then you say, "but we won that war!". Yes, it's not really that hard to beat up Mexico. It's like beating up someone that's retarded. But guess what? Without the USA, you would've gotten beat up by that retarded little nation named Mexico. Texans, tough? You're big and fat, but not tough. Just stupid. You decided to pick a fight with the North. Then you got your asses handed to you. Dumbfucks shouldn't start fights. They just end up back where they started, a dumbfuck. I liken it to the cycle you live in. The trailer park. Your daddy's daddy was a donkey fucking hick who worked at a gas station. So was your daddy, and so you are destined to become.
Always remember your roots, you have a neighbor who has a donkey who lets you "use" it time and again. Well, I guess I'll wish you good luck to you and your new wife---I hope you produce some more retarded and obese Texans.
If you're illiterate and don't know how to read such long paragraphs(You're a Texan, so it's most likely true)---I'll summarize it for you.
Texas. Sucks.
Go on, back to the babe forum where you can try and act like a man and hide away from daddy's touch, sad little fuck.
there are a few words to describe you since you probably are too stuck up to read a page full of info. Snotty stuck-up cockwhore. You're so stuck up that i could jam a 50 foot rod up your ass and it still wouldn't come out your head. i did read that whole paragraph, my life plans are to get a PhD in Software Design while you are flipping patties in your sad little mcdonalds, i will agree with you on bush. he is a stupid little greedy asshole who only does what daddy tells him, like invading iraq to finish the war that his daddy started. but that's beside the point. now crawl back in your bear cave and hope it gets drowned by a tidal wave or destroyed by an earthquake you motherfucking cocksucking slut whore bitch.
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i am not a goth, nor am i a worshipper of satan, i just had too much :beer:
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there are a few words to describe you since you probably are too stuck up to read a page full of info. Snotty stuck-up cockwhore. You're so stuck up that i could jam a 50 foot rod up your ass and it still wouldn't come out your head. i did read that whole paragraph, my life plans are to get a PhD in Software Design while you are flipping patties in your sad little mcdonalds, i will agree with you on bush. he is a stupid little greedy asshole who only does what daddy tells him, like invading iraq to finish the war that his daddy started. but that's beside the point. now crawl back in your bear cave and hope it gets drowned by a tidal wave or destroyed by an earthquake you motherfucking cocksucking slut whore bitch.
The Texan can write! Oh Lordie! How the hell could I not read a page? I just wrote you a full fucking page douche. How am I stuck up? For calling your ignorant ass out on a stupid comment? For bashing your arrogant Texan attitude on this forum? Nah, I think that's just normal, because there are certain people who need to be put back in their place. They're called ass clowns, and check this, you're on of them.
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my life plans are to get a PhD in Software Design while you are flipping patties in your sad little mcdonalds
Real fucking original Einstein. Refer to my last post.
My previous post hit right on the money I take it because you tried copying it.
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now crawl back in your bear cave and hope it gets drowned by a tidal wave or destroyed by an earthquake you motherfucking cocksucking slut whore bitch.
How the fuck did you come up with that? Did your trailer park have a town meeting and come up with that? Looks like a big steaming pile of shit. "you motherfucking-cocksucking-slut-whore-bitch"? Was your logic that if you cram enough swear words together into one gigantic word that it would have more of an effective. Guess what moron, it just made you look like a asinine little bitch.
There's one thing you should appluad yourself on, you can read and write. That's something no one else in your trailer park can do.
Go back to your sandbox, or watering hole in your backwater trailer. That's where you belong.
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