FELLOW EBAYERS!!!
I HAVE JUST BEEN FACED WITH A MAJOR TRAGEDY!!!
SOME KIND OF *BOMB* HAS JUST BEEN SET OFF.
THE EXPLOSION SEEMED TO HAVE CAME FROM THE BASEMENT!!! I AM TERIFIED
I WILL SLOWLY MAKE MY WAY DOWNSTAIRS AND SEE WHAT HAS HAPPENED. I WILL RETURN IN JUST A MOMENT AND WILL UPDATE YOU ON THE SITUATION!
On 22-Jun-05 at 03:34:52 EDT, seller added the following information:
ALRIGHT I AM BACK...I HAVE SOME TERRIBLE TERRIBLE *TERRIBLE* !!! NEWS TO REPORT...
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IT SEEMS AS THOUGH SOMEONE HAS SET US UP THE BOMB!...MY HOUSE HAS BEEN DESTROYED
ALL GONE, EVERYTHING!, ALL THAT SURVIVED THE BOMB WAS ME, BOB, AND MY ROOM. EVERYTHING ELSE HAS BEEN DESTROYED.
BOB HAS SENT FOR ANOTHER MILITARY SQUAD AND THEY WILL SOON BE INVESTIGATING WHERE THE ROFL WAFFLES HAVE FLED.
THIS IS TRULY TRULY, A TERRIBLE THING TO DO, THE ROFL WAFFLES HAVE SET US OFF THE BOMB, DESTROYED THE HOUSE, AND FLED THE SCENE!!!
HERE IS ALL THAT REMAINS OF MY HOUSE
UNBELIEVABLE, FELLOW EBAYERS, YOU MUST GET ME RID OF THESE EVIL ROFL WAFFLES, BOB AND I WILL INVESTIGATE AND TRY OUR BEST TO CAPTURE THEM.
WE HAVE CALLED FOR MANY REINFORCEMENTS AND SOON A TEAM OF INVESTIGATERS WILL FIND WHERE THESE ROFL WAFFLES HAVE FLED.
PLEASE...FELLOW EBAYERS, YOU MUST HELP ME!!!