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Anyways... |
I'm conquering Spamming Forum. |
Bleh-Bleh is a jackass. :mad: |
I'm like conquering Spamming Forum. |
Anyway... |
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I will now proceed to restart my sentence. Hopefully, I will not be interrupted by certain jackasses. |
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Now, |
If I |
may, |
I will |
proceed. |
You thought I would interrupt you but I didn't!!! |
Silence, whelp! |
I deserve compensation for your arrogance! |
Beg for forgiveness if you value your life! |
Please? |
Are you begging me to beg? |
Why? What could you possibly do to me here? |
Well, I could... ... ... ... Hm... ... Uh... Well... I don't... Maybe... Nah... ... ... ... ... ... ... Oh yes, I could SMITE YOU. |
Slam! |
Do what? breathe on me? |
Slam!... |
SMITE YOU. not BREATHE on you, you foolish oaf. |
Okay...Are you sure? Cause these days, smiting has gotten really out of practise. Its mostly just one-day jobs where one of those hire-a-god companies loans out a demigod for the hour to wreak havoc. To smite someone properly, you need the full monty: six gods, all hell-bent on your destruction. And to do it properly, you need five days. Preferably a week |
What if I got Dionysus to drown you? |
In wine? Sure |
Okay, cool. |
When shall we do this? I'm busy up till Friday, and I dont want to die before August 24th. So, how about the 25th? |
Ohh, don't be like that. |
What? |
OK, I will speak to my secretary. |
You have a secretary? Is it a she? Is she hot? |
My secretary is the definition of hot. |
Great. Where's she live? |
My office building on Mount Olympus. She has her own apartment there -- room 215. If she isn't there, try the reception desk in the main lobby. |
Just be aware -- corny pick-up lines and Jedi Mind Tricks don't work on her. You have to be smart about it. |
Oh. Right. :( What about ninja mind tricks? |
Hold on. Let me ask. |
Well? *taps foot* |
Uh, sorry. *buttons shirt* Yeah, Ninja Mind Tricks work very well. :naughty: |
Are you gonna get over here? So, you know... I can... STAB YOU FOR TRYING TO STEAL MY SECRETARY FROM ME?! I mean... have a delightful tea party with you and my secretary? We have cruuuuumpeeeeets! |
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Eh!? |
Wuh? I was... I was sleeping! |
Great. Then i was too. |
Thbbttt |
Afganistan. |
We need to end this war now. |
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