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Just a quick question. How exactly do you become a mod anyway (lets try to ignore the rituals and practices, shall we?)? Figured it might as well go in Spamming Forums...

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Originally Posted by -Ghost-

Just a quick question. How exactly do you become a mod anyway (lets try to ignore the rituals and practices, shall we?)? Figured it might as well go in Spamming Forums...

By not asking, but if you wanted to become a moderator, I suggest you become a active member of the forum you want to become a moderator of.

First, you have to find a dog with 7 legs. When you have it, feed it with socks during 19 days, 6 hours, 37 minutes and 13 seconds. When it's done, you have to repeat constantly "The socks will make me mod" 1,467,890 times. Then the next day, you shall become mod.

what? have they done away with the unsavoury unmentionable acts that im not going to mention

well you know when they take you down to the dungeons......ow stop stabbing me!!!!

must have been Wiener then, he likes that kind of stuff

I didn't even started...yet.

when the full moon rises you must make sounds like a chicken and eat peaches, all in front of a web cam. then you must send the video to the staff for approval.

...not that it will make you a mod, but it would be a great laugh for us :D

I became a mod by being one of the most active posters in the leisure games. then one night dread contacted me via msn and said he had "an offer you can't refuse".
those were his words.
general gaming became available a while later and I got it.

also generous donations to the admin paypal account might help.

How to Become A Gaming Forums Moderator

Method 1 -- Intercourse

Locate an AzH or a n0e.
Sleep with them -- not literally.
Next day, you become a moderator (or more).

Method 2 -- Non-Sexual Bribery

Locate an AzH or a n0e.
Offer them money, or a cute picture of a rabbit, in exchange for modship.
Next day, you become a moderator (or more, depending on how much you offered them).

Method 3 -- Blackmail

Locate an AzH or a n0e.
Wait until they do something humiliating -- this should not take too long.
Take some high-quality, exposing photographs.
Have two sets developed/printed.
Show one set to the AzH and/or the n0e, and threaten to release the other set.
Next day, you become a moderator (or more).

Method 4 -- Death/Castration Threats

Locate an AzH or a n0e.
Waving a rusty spoon around, threaten to bludgeon them to death/castrate them if they do not make you a member of staff. Inform them that you have hired several midgets to kill/castrate them with a rusty spoon should anything happen to you.
Next day, you become a moderator (or more).

Method 5 -- Persistence

Locate an AzH or a n0e.
Begin to say 'I wanna be a mod' really, really fast, constantly.
In approximately seven to ten months, you become a moderator (or banned).

Method 6 -- The Idiot's Approach (A.K.A. Working...)

Sign up with a non-offensive name.
Make sure you avoid spamming, flaming, or generally being a n00b.
Try to become a respected member of the community. If you want to become a moderator of one particular forum, post in there -- it helps if you post more to help people than to ask questions.
Maintain this for as long as it takes.
In approximately one to two years, you become a moderator. If you want more, work for another one to two years.

Method 7 -- Go Through The Melee

Gather 50 posts together. It helps if they're good ones / not crap.
Enter The Melee.
Demonstrate your superior vocabulary of curse words, and do so in a rhetoric way so that people either give up or get angry. This is called 'pwning'. While you would be classed as an idiot anywhere else for doing this, in the Melee this is desirable.
Maintain this for as long as it takes.
In approximately five to six months, you become a moderator.

Method 8 -- Go Through The Babe Forum

Research who the most attractive women are, and collect as much ammunition as you can. Searching Google for "softcore" is useful for this.
Post your pictures of scantily-clad ladies at a slow but steady rate, saving the best you have until last.
Make a point of 'ooo'ing and 'aaah'ing at other people's pictures too. This demonstrates that you are more of a man than they are. Make sure you root out any slightly ugly or otherwise marred pictures.
It helps if you include some of your pictures in your avatar and signature.
Maintain this for as long as it takes.
In approximately eight to ten months, you become a moderator.

Method 9 -- Know Your Enemy... I Mean, Boss

Find an administrator which you spoke to once or twice five years ago.
Continually remind him/her of who you are until he/she remembers.
You will then be classed as 'old school', and given special dispensation. You can then become a moderator.

Method 10 -- Pretend to be Famous

Create a thread and state that you are Bruce Willis.
If people do not believe you, post a link to http://www.brucewillis.com, which is proof that you (he) visit(s) the internet.
Next day, you become a moderator (or owner of the forums).

I can tell you #1 worked fine for me.

#8 im still going through the pictures, but i keep forgetting what some of them look like

:lol:

looks like I went with #5 :(

maybe I should have tried blackmail....

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Originally Posted by M!tch

do you have any photos?

Indeed, I do. They involve AzH and a small bunny...

Edit: damn post jump.

do you have any photos?

poor AzH, the bunny would have made mincemeat of him

you gotta love Mr. Matt quality posts.......that should be in the FAQ

just so you know, there are humiliating pics of azh out there (suffice it to say that they include a very bad beer).

also, methode nine does not at all work.

I wanna be a mod. Pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!

my god AzH I love your sig & Avatar.

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Originally Posted by AzH

:nono:

:madman:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Matt

How to Become A Gaming Forums Moderator

Method 1 -- Intercourse

Locate an AzH or a n0e.
Sleep with them -- not literally.
Next day, you become a moderator (or more).

Method 2 -- Non-Sexual Bribery

Locate an AzH or a n0e.
Offer them money, or a cute picture of a rabbit, in exchange for modship.
Next day, you become a moderator (or more, depending on how much you offered them).

Method 3 -- Blackmail

Locate an AzH or a n0e.
Wait until they do something humiliating -- this should not take too long.
Take some high-quality, exposing photographs.
Have two sets developed/printed.
Show one set to the AzH and/or the n0e, and threaten to release the other set.
Next day, you become a moderator (or more).

Method 4 -- Death/Castration Threats

Locate an AzH or a n0e.
Waving a rusty spoon around, threaten to bludgeon them to death/castrate them if they do not make you a member of staff. Inform them that you have hired several midgets to kill/castrate them with a rusty spoon should anything happen to you.
Next day, you become a moderator (or more).

Method 5 -- Persistence

Locate an AzH or a n0e.
Begin to say 'I wanna be a mod' really, really fast, constantly.
In approximately seven to ten months, you become a moderator (or banned).

Method 6 -- The Idiot's Approach (A.K.A. Working...)

Sign up with a non-offensive name.
Make sure you avoid spamming, flaming, or generally being a n00b.
Try to become a respected member of the community. If you want to become a moderator of one particular forum, post in there -- it helps if you post more to help people than to ask questions.
Maintain this for as long as it takes.
In approximately one to two years, you become a moderator. If you want more, work for another one to two years.

Method 7 -- Go Through The Melee

Gather 50 posts together. It helps if they're good ones / not crap.
Enter The Melee.
Demonstrate your superior vocabulary of curse words, and do so in a rhetoric way so that people either give up or get angry. This is called 'pwning'. While you would be classed as an idiot anywhere else for doing this, in the Melee this is desirable.
Maintain this for as long as it takes.
In approximately five to six months, you become a moderator.

Method 8 -- Go Through The Babe Forum

Research who the most attractive women are, and collect as much ammunition as you can. Searching Google for "softcore" is useful for this.
Post your pictures of scantily-clad ladies at a slow but steady rate, saving the best you have until last.
Make a point of 'ooo'ing and 'aaah'ing at other people's pictures too. This demonstrates that you are more of a man than they are. Make sure you root out any slightly ugly or otherwise marred pictures.
It helps if you include some of your pictures in your avatar and signature.
Maintain this for as long as it takes.
In approximately eight to ten months, you become a moderator.

Method 9 -- Know Your Enemy... I Mean, Boss

Find an administrator which you spoke to once or twice five years ago.
Continually remind him/her of who you are until he/she remembers.
You will then be classed as 'old school', and given special dispensation. You can then become a moderator.

Method 10 -- Pretend to be Famous

Create a thread and state that you are Bruce Willis.
If people do not believe you, post a link to http://www.brucewillis.com, which is proof that you (he) visit(s) the internet.
Next day, you become a moderator (or owner of the forums).

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Originally Posted by Dreadnought[DK]

just so you know, there are humiliating pics of azh out there (suffice it to say that they include a very bad beer).

Stella Artois? ;)

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Originally Posted by Dread

just so you know, there are humiliating pics of azh out there (suffice it to say that they include a very bad beer).

I would post them but apparently pr0nography isn't allowed and I may get banned.