The other thread war.

***AutoCept*** · January 13th, 2003

The spaming version of a thread war.
Rules:
Rule1, Keep yourself alive while killing every one else.
Rule2, The are no other rules.
Lets play shall we?

AutoCept smacks everyone on the head with a anvil from the sky.

***redstain*** · January 13th, 2003

redstain creme pies autocept. drops a safe on his toe then pushes him off of a cliff. just like in cartoons

***AutoCept*** · January 13th, 2003

But AutoCept miracalisy lands on a branch, which bounces him back up on the cliff.
He then pushes redstain over and runs away from the cliff.

***Disco PhoolCat*** · January 14th, 2003

Disco PhoolCat pushes down on his large Acme(tm) dynamite plunger and a huge mushroom cloud envelopes AutoCept & redstain... DPC then laffs the Mutley laff.. Shesheshesheshe!

***redstain*** · January 14th, 2003

redstains fall may have braken all the bones in his body
but thanks to the bomb shelter he fell into he was ok. after taking hi BONEGRO(TM) he goes and finds cat still snickering and shove a plunger up his butt.

***Disco PhoolCat*** · January 14th, 2003

0_o

DPC chases red with the anvil until red has run over the edge of the cliff. Redstains legs windmill hopelessly in mid-air, the Cat then hands him the anvil...

<comedy sfx of whistle getting fainter>

<silence>

<comedy sfx of body hitting hard desert floor, very far away>

Meep Meep! >¦Þ

***AutoCept*** · January 14th, 2003

Luckly for AutoCept he was standing in the no-damage zone when the bomb went off.
He then runs over to the summon a dragon to crush your enemys zone.
The dragon comes and goes after the really fat cat.

***Disco PhoolCat*** · January 14th, 2003

The really fat cat quickly activates a personal transporter, grabs the quad damage & finishes the dragon with one hit from his photon launcher - he then jetpacks over to AutoCept & gives him a surprise DetPack enema...:lol:

***redstain*** · January 15th, 2003

Medic... soon a bunch of hot nurses help redstain to his feet. the nueses are actually fembots reds controll
so its of to get the others! bwa hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahah!

***AutoCept*** · January 15th, 2003

But Disco PhoolCat forgets to prees the switch because he's off to redstains fembots to tell them about the evils of helping MCP's.
AutoCept runs away from the detpak