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Der Sturmbannführer March 7th, 2005 03:05 PM

im so dam sick
 
this morning i woke up with a clogged nose, more like i woke up FROM it... at 3am... :( it went away during early hours of school, but about 4th period (bout 10:30am est) my nose turned into a sink faucet, and because there were no tissues around anywhere, i resorted to the ruff brown paper towels and now my nose is sore... now at home, my head hurts and my nose is drooling like crazy, to the point i now have a garbage bag and a box of puffs tissues (with the fairly odd parents on it, dont ask why). i feel like sheisse... i looked in the mirror, and my face looks like... well sick... and im pale, like a ghost...

http://img31.exs.cx/img31/709/img45102992vl.jpg


this SUCKS... so yeah im now just sitting here with music playing while laying back in my chair doing pretty much dickshit for the night... this better end tommrow...

Ensign Riles March 7th, 2005 03:07 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
Just remember, you don't have to eat this...

http://www.lindsayfincher.com/russia...yl_chicken.jpg


Feeling better?

TheMirage March 7th, 2005 03:08 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
Riles, lock the doors. I'm coming after you.

Der Sturmbannführer March 7th, 2005 03:08 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
...no riles :(

Ensign Riles March 7th, 2005 03:10 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMirage
Riles, lock the doors. I'm coming after you.

Uh, why?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Der Sturmbannführer
...no riles :(

Sorry, I hoped it would have. :(

TheMirage March 7th, 2005 03:11 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ensign Riles
Uh, why?

that "soup"

Der Sturmbannführer March 7th, 2005 03:11 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
is that chicken soup or sumten

TheMirage March 7th, 2005 03:13 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
I donno, but it looked like a chunck of flesh with 2..um...

Der Sturmbannführer March 7th, 2005 03:21 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
so appetizing...

wtf they call it the "simple" cold when its not so simple, its a dam mini-virus that cant be stopped... damm it... :( i hate being sick, one day ill rule the world and ill outlaw being sick... ull see...

TheMirage March 7th, 2005 03:22 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
i'm eating anthrax ripple chocolates right now. just for you.

Der Sturmbannführer March 7th, 2005 03:25 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
...youve been reading catraphacts cookbook again havent u

TheMirage March 7th, 2005 03:27 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
oh, right. I should have realized thats what this is. What other cook books would have "bulls balls tacos"

:wtf:

Der Sturmbannführer March 7th, 2005 03:29 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
riles' book might...

TheMirage March 7th, 2005 03:30 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
with interspesed .gifs of how to grind them, I imagine.

Der Sturmbannführer March 7th, 2005 03:38 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
sure

TheMirage March 7th, 2005 03:40 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
you know...I thought I saw one of those in your kitchen...

Der Sturmbannführer March 7th, 2005 03:52 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
...you were in my kitchen??...

TheMirage March 7th, 2005 03:57 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
yeah, I needed to borrow some special bread. You know, the green fuzzy stuff.

Der Sturmbannführer March 7th, 2005 04:00 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
special green bread... oh i thought that was green baby poo... my bad...

TheMirage March 7th, 2005 04:11 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
that explains why you didn't fight for it. Wait, you were asleep.

Der Sturmbannführer March 7th, 2005 04:12 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
...oh and i forgot, tell me how u survived my dog??

TheMirage March 7th, 2005 04:14 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
oh right, that thing.

I just gave him some sh*t to roll in. He had a good time with that. I suppose you wondered how he got so dirty?

Der Sturmbannführer March 7th, 2005 04:15 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
...well SHE is a big ass dog, an english mastive... and if it knew u were in the house, it would sit on you and crush you, if not put your whole head in its mouth and crush it... like it tryed to do to my other dog... if we hadnt steped in the dog woulda been dead...

TheMirage March 7th, 2005 04:16 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
okay. It didn't matter. All dogs love a good turd bath.

Der Sturmbannführer March 7th, 2005 04:17 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
...no... no not really...

TheMirage March 7th, 2005 04:20 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
No? But that one did...you're sure it was you're dog then?

Der Sturmbannführer March 7th, 2005 04:26 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
maby it was some mut that followed u into the house... musta been the "look im retarded like chaka" dog

Phoenix_22 March 7th, 2005 04:58 PM

Re: im so dam sick
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Der Sturmbannführer
this morning i woke up with a clogged nose, more like i woke up FROM it... at 3am... :( it went away during early hours of school, but about 4th period (bout 10:30am est) my nose turned into a sink faucet, and because there were no tissues around anywhere, i resorted to the ruff brown paper towels and now my nose is sore... now at home, my head hurts and my nose is drooling like crazy, to the point i now have a garbage bag and a box of puffs tissues (with the fairly odd parents on it, dont ask why). i feel like sheisse... i looked in the mirror, and my face looks like... well sick... and im pale, like a ghost...

http://img31.exs.cx/img31/709/img45102992vl.jpg


this SUCKS... so yeah im now just sitting here with music playing while laying back in my chair doing pretty much dickshit for the night... this better end tommrow...

w00t! my sickness has spread across the internet!

Yeah, i was ike that last wednesday, i'm still recovering...http://forums.filefront.com/images/s...28frown%29.gif


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