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MrFancypants February 17th, 2005 03:06 PM

The talk like a pirate thread
 
Therre yer go, stinkin landlubberrs.
Arr!

Nusentinsaino February 17th, 2005 03:18 PM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
I am Johnny Depp with make-up.

MrFancypants February 17th, 2005 03:18 PM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Arr yer be talkin like a landlubber.

metal_militia February 17th, 2005 03:21 PM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Avast!

MrFancypants February 17th, 2005 03:22 PM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
That be betterrr, mate.

Nusentinsaino February 17th, 2005 03:26 PM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Man: Old man! Do you know where the great lands of Nubermuchinlous is?
Pirate: Arg! I yam what i yam!
Man: Pardon me?
Pirate: Argh! Dont ye no thee uber-muchinlous?
Man: I only understand the last word you said, Could you repeat?
Pirate: Arg! Com' Ere Hawnky!
Hawnky The Pirate: Yeh!?
Pirate: Argh! Thee man hast no mind of uber-muchinlous!
Hawnky: No shit?
Pirate: Argh!
Man: Excuse me the so called "Hawnky" What does this pirate state?
Hawnky: He wants to fuck you thats all.

MrFancypants February 17th, 2005 03:28 PM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Arr, that be.... arr!

Mihail February 17th, 2005 03:46 PM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Arrrrr Matey..... Okay I used up all my pirate lingo, what's next?

Chiefy February 17th, 2005 03:49 PM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Oooh-Arrr?

Chiefy February 17th, 2005 03:50 PM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Or is that farmers... shit...

MrFancypants February 17th, 2005 03:51 PM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
ye could replace all forms to the verrb are with "be". An tell us of yer seagoin adventurres.

Chiefy February 17th, 2005 03:54 PM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Skullduggery.

MrFancypants February 17th, 2005 03:55 PM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Arr, Ill be retirrring for today.
Chiefy, take the wheel.

Chiefy February 17th, 2005 03:55 PM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
http://home.flash.net/~dadis/pirate/Pirate.jpg

We be gittin' us an atmo-thingy in heere, we be.

Chiefy February 17th, 2005 03:57 PM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
http://www.disneylandpostcards.com/flpirate2.jpg

w00t. Er, I mean... w00arrr.

metal_militia February 17th, 2005 04:02 PM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
RrRRRrR! For this thread i be needing a pirates keyboard!

http://personal.riverusers.com/~jrba...e_keyboard.jpg

RrRrRRRRRrrR! Avast!

Phoenix_22 February 17th, 2005 05:01 PM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Arrrrr, mr.Fancypants is teh Land Lubber...

Thar she blows, the fatass whale of GF!!!!

MrFancypants February 18th, 2005 01:50 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
:lies: arr!

CorT February 18th, 2005 01:52 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
shivver me tibers it be cold in here!

MrFancypants February 18th, 2005 02:01 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Arr, take yerself some of me grog.

Dreadnought[DK] February 18th, 2005 02:03 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
currrrses!

Mr. Matt February 18th, 2005 02:04 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Ol' Big-Belly Bob, 'ee was 'aving a go at me ship, he was. So I says to 'im, "Bob my main man, why yo be fuckin' wit my ship, yo ho?! I'll bitch-slap yo ass back into the 80s my bro! Dude, wassup wit you man?!"

Well, Ol' Big-Belly, 'ee didn't take to kindly to that, he didn't. "Avast, ye stinkin' parrot-fucker!" he cried, wavin' around me cutlass wot he stole from me, bein' a scurvy pirate as he is.
"Yo mother fucker, back the fuck down before I own yo ass," I cried, in me best pirate accept."
"Ye don't know what ye be gettin' into, scurvy dog!" Ol' Big-Belly bellowed, an' 'ee be startin' to put 'is cutlass through me stomach.
"Yo bitch, what the fuck are you doing?!" I be yellin', tryin' to hold me guts in me garters. "Imma fuckin' bitchslap yo ass so hard... my man, you won't even feel yo ass anymore!"
"Ahaaarrr, shiver me breasticles," Ol' Big-Belly said. 'Ee was 'avin' a 'larf with me, 'cause he knew I be goin' to see Davie Jones' Locker before the morrow.
"Shiver yo WHAT?" says I, eyin' him with me one eye. "Yo brother, you are fucking outta there..."

An' then I be goin' to the depths of Davie Jone's Locker, parrot an' all. How I be writin' me journals when I be dead, ye may ask? Good ques...

CorT February 18th, 2005 02:05 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
ar, i be having a confesion ta be a makin'… i … i aint really a pirate

MrFancypants February 18th, 2005 02:06 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Arr that be a fine storry. You be prromotoed to err.. landlubberr first class!

MrFancypants February 18th, 2005 02:06 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CorT
ar, i be having a confesion ta be a makin'… i … i aint really a pirate

arr that be alrright. A few morre bottles o' rrum and you be one!

CorT February 18th, 2005 02:10 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
arrr… i be havin' another confession ta be a makin'… i … i be drinkin milk not rum

MrFancypants February 18th, 2005 02:12 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
arr, what be that milk you be talkin bout?

CorT February 18th, 2005 02:15 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
arr, it be the white stuff that comes out of a cow

MrFancypants February 18th, 2005 02:15 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Arr, you be drinkin that? Arr but we need everrry landlubberr we can get. You be the threads' boy then.

MrFancypants February 18th, 2005 02:18 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Arr maties me be gone fer a while now. But when me be back me be tellin ye bout arr fine plan me got. Tis be a swashbucklin plan fer ye jolly rogers!

MaDDoG1221 February 18th, 2005 02:19 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Arrr matey!

CorT February 18th, 2005 02:24 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MrFancypants
Arr, you be drinkin that? Arr but we need everrry landlubberr we can get. You be the threads' boy then.



arrr… :(

MaDDoG1221 February 18th, 2005 02:26 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
arrr arrr arrr arrr (laughing)

Mr. Matt February 18th, 2005 02:27 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Arrr, CorT, ye be :0wned:

CorT February 18th, 2005 02:28 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDDoG1221
arrr arrr arrr arrr (laughing)

ARRR!!!

*guts maddog like a fish*

CorT February 18th, 2005 02:29 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Matt
Arrr, CorT, ye be :0wned:

no, :0wned: worked, why'd you change it?


oh, right, pirate… err… arrr!

MaDDoG1221 February 18th, 2005 02:29 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
harrrr...

Μαjïç MushrøøM February 18th, 2005 02:31 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
:n0e: Strange bunch of scalawags, ye all be.

MaDDoG1221 February 18th, 2005 02:34 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Μαjïç MushrøøM
:n0e: Strange bunch of scalawags, ye all be.

GRRRR...i mean...ARRRR

Mr. Matt February 18th, 2005 02:35 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Cap'n Matt prods Majic Mushroom with a cutlass

That be mutinous talk, ye deck swab! Time for ye to meet the sharks, I be thinkin'. The plank!

Μαjïç MushrøøM February 18th, 2005 02:43 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
I could use a refreshing swim...

Mr. Matt February 18th, 2005 02:55 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
So be it, scurvy dog. Down t' Davie Jones' Locker ye be goin'!

* Cap'n Matt shoves Mushroom over the boundaries of his imaginary raft, and gives him an angry look when he doesn't appear to be drowning.

Μαjïç MushrøøM February 18th, 2005 02:59 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
:wave:


I'm just thirsty mate, and this seawater not be helpin'

Dreadnought[DK] February 18th, 2005 04:09 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
avaaaaaaaaaaaast yeeeee matey!

Mihail February 18th, 2005 04:12 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
When I think of pirate talk, I hear the spongebob square-pants theme song.

Grimme February 18th, 2005 04:20 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
ARRRRRRRRRRR. AVAST./ I bee yee pirate o the sieben seas. RRrrrRrRR land lubbers, shiober me timbers, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

CorT February 18th, 2005 04:22 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mihail
When I think of pirate talk, I hear the spongebob square-pants theme song.


heh.

Mr. Matt February 18th, 2005 06:03 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
I'm not asking again, so I'll make it big:

WHAT THE HELL IS SPONGEBOB SQUARE-PANTS??!?!?!????!???? WHY WILL NOBODY TELL ME!???!

Arrr.

[color=red]* Cap'n Matt flicks his parrot, and it falls off his shoulder...[/size]

Biggus Dickus February 18th, 2005 06:05 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
Did anyone noticed how difficult it is to make a sentence with no "r" in it? :doh:

Mihail February 18th, 2005 06:15 AM

Re: The talk like a pirate thread
 
What do you mean?


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