The talk like a pirate thread

[Nemmerle]

whar be's mah pissin grog; you scurvy bashttards be's a drinkin agin?

[M!tch]

AhARrrrrrrr me hearties!!!!!!! oi ave a fine galleon for sale, thatt orr oi swop it for 2 bottles of rum and a parrot

[MrFancypants]

Arr this thread be our ship. And a fine one she is. Lets give herr arr name!

Arr Nemmerle thy way of speakin be verry pirratelike. You be prromoted too.

[M!tch]

Ow can you sail on a thread you piratical prat!!!!!!!!

i dont want a snog, give me moi grog!!!!!!!!!

[MrFancypants]

Arr Mitch be doin fine as well. Good man.

[MrFancypants]

Arr forget what me said. Mitch be needin some more pokin. Where be Mr.Matt?

If me says we be sailin on a thread then we be sailin on a thread. Just ye wait an ye be sein how tis will work out. Arrr!

[M!tch]

weres orl me maytes gone? i got no one to carve up with moi cutlass

[MrFancypants]

Arr me still be here.
And me still got the plan fer glory and treasarrrrs beyon yer imagination!

[M!tch]

a plans no good without a crew of dastardly scheming pirates and the drinking of copious amounts of rum

[MrFancypants]

that be true an the reason why me isnt tellin ye the plan yet