Ol' Big-Belly Bob, 'ee was 'aving a go at me ship, he was. So I says to 'im, "Bob my main man, why yo be fuckin' wit my ship, yo ho?! I'll bitch-slap yo ass back into the 80s my bro! Dude, wassup wit you man?!"
Well, Ol' Big-Belly, 'ee didn't take to kindly to that, he didn't. "Avast, ye stinkin' parrot-fucker!" he cried, wavin' around me cutlass wot he stole from me, bein' a scurvy pirate as he is.
"Yo mother fucker, back the fuck down before I own yo ass," I cried, in me best pirate accept."
"Ye don't know what ye be gettin' into, scurvy dog!" Ol' Big-Belly bellowed, an' 'ee be startin' to put 'is cutlass through me stomach.
"Yo bitch, what the fuck are you doing?!" I be yellin', tryin' to hold me guts in me garters. "Imma fuckin' bitchslap yo ass so hard... my man, you won't even feel yo ass anymore!"
"Ahaaarrr, shiver me breasticles," Ol' Big-Belly said. 'Ee was 'avin' a 'larf with me, 'cause he knew I be goin' to see Davie Jones' Locker before the morrow.
"Shiver yo WHAT?" says I, eyin' him with me one eye. "Yo brother, you are fucking outta there..."
An' then I be goin' to the depths of Davie Jone's Locker, parrot an' all. How I be writin' me journals when I be dead, ye may ask? Good ques...
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ar, i be having a confesion ta be a makin' i i aint really a pirate
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arrr i be havin' another confession ta be a makin' i i be drinkin milk not rum
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arr, it be the white stuff that comes out of a cow
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